Lottielee Everything Everywhere All at Once AU where in every single universe out there, they never fall in love with each other, except for the one where their plane crashes.
In some universes, they meet each other and run in similar circles. In other universes, they’re oceans apart, and the possibility of them even passing each other by on the street is so significantly small.
In all of these other universes, they turn out just fine. They live common lives as normal people who don’t know that in only one out of millions, if not billions, of other universes out there, they hold each other’s hearts.
They never have to suffer losing each other in all the other universes because they only fall in love once. Still, it’s in that one, singular universe where Lottie suffers and Laura Lee dies that things finally go right.
It’s the only universe in existence where they find love. The tragedy is that no matter how powerful that love is, nothing stops Laura Lee from dying. Nothing stops Lottie from losing a piece of herself that she tenderly placed in Laura Lee’s care.
All the different Lotties and Laura Lees in other universes never find their way to each other. They never experience the cruelty of fate as it rips one of them away from the other. However, they also never experience happiness the way they do in that one singular universe where they’re together.
A WIN FOR THE LESBIANS. A WIN FOR THE BISEXUALS. A MASSIVE LOSS FOR THE GAYS
The Yellowjackets as glee plotlines with no explanation
Shauna: Sebastian blinding Blaine by throwing rock salt at him, then subsequently arguing with Santana by singing “smooth criminal”
Jackie: Making two student have sex so that they could be better at a high school level play
Nat: Terry Schuster getting the kids high in school
Lottie: Finn thinking there was Jesus in his grilled cheese sandwich
Taissa: Blaine wanting to propose to Kurt when they weren’t even together (he also cheated on Kurt and dated his high school bully)
Van: Brittany agreeing to be shot out of a canon so the cheerios could win a high school level cheerleading contest
Mari: Terri Schuester faking a pregnancy, then trying to get Quinn to give her kid to her/ kitty giving Marley an eating disorder
Misty: Mercedes throwing a brick to destroy Kurt’s car after he didn’t reciprocate her crush (he’s gay)
Laura Lee: There was a gas leak and Blaine imagined all of his friends to be muppets and they sang “what does the fox say”
Coach Ben: Mr. Schue fighting to allow the kids to twerk in school
Travis: Brittany becoming a math genius the year after she had a 0.0 GPA
oh!
Can we talk about how Tai definitely burned the cabin (probably as Other Tai) and could’ve very well killed Lottie? Can. Can we talk about how Van so confidently raised her hand to condemn Ben because it would ensure Tai’s safety? Can we talk about how Tai was going to literally kill a man and then could’ve very well killed Lottie to try and give her and Van more time? Can we talk about how much Taivan is driving the fucking plot this season?
SHAUNA AS SNOW AND JACKIE AS LUCY IS VILE, true but, VILE
assigning a hunger games character to a yellowjackets character!!!
shauna - coriolanus
jackie - lucy gray
callie - katniss
misty - peeta
mari - coral
van - finnick
laura lee - rue
lottie - effy
natalie - haymitch
tai - johanna
that’s all ty for reading !
worlds bitchiest afterlife
My dad BLASTS country music in his office and The Giver SOMEHOW snuck its way in and started playing and I'm absolutely losing it