I Would Have Run Too. Lol

what should i grow in my greenhouse this winter?

i want to grow teeny weeny things in teeny weeny pots! and also a lemon tree.

I am going to get this....

BROWN SUGAR PEACH CAKE

Deargawd, I need this. ;A;

I'm a lazy ass bitch and I was wondering if you have any recommendations for easy plants for a garden?

YOU. YOU GET ME.

All of my gardening is done with being a lazy bitch in mind. If it needs constant tending, babying, coddling, whatever, anything more than me weeding it now and then (and even then, it’s better if I can just. Not.) then fuck that whole noise.

I don’t use annuals I can’t plant via winter sowing in milk jugs, or via just straight up throwing seeds at the dirt and walking away. Because why the hell would I spend all that time and money every year planting the whole damn thing again?

Perennials come back every year and only get bigger, instead of dying off every winter. Iris are wonderfully hardy and easy-care, meaning can be largely ignored. Will need to be lifted, divided, and replanted ever…I dunno…five or six years, but then so will most perennials.

Echinacia. That’s a native tallgrass prairie plant. It could survive anything up to and possibly including nuclear war. Bees and butterflies love it, and it’s beautiful.

Hollyhock. Beautiful, and can be planted by throwing seeds at the dirt once. Will reseed itself until the end of days.

Peonies. Lovely and will outlive you. Basically indestructible.

Low growing varieties of yarrow make great groundcovers. The trick to not having to weed often is to cover ALL of the dirt, so that your plants shade out weeds.

Roses. Old fashioned own root varieties. Will outlive you and possibly your grandchildren.

Violets. Native, a lovely groundcover, edible, and beautiful.

Lilies. Smell fantastic, gorgeous, and indestructible.

Penstemon. Another tallgrass prairie plant. Gorgeous, and nearly impossible to kill.

Well obviously that's what I need.

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you will start the process like this

and then end up like this

Reblog if ever you did this when you were little.

I just got a new perfume that smells so good! It’s sweet and mild and it reminds me of marshmallows. I’ve gotten many compliments on it! But my brain won’t let me have anything nice…it basically goes:

Coworker: Wow someone smells really good! Like smores!

My brain: She hates the smell and is just trying to be nice!!

OR

I normally smell REALLY bad and she wants me to wear this more!!

But how do I know which? No more marshmallow perfume or more marshmallow perfume?

And now I have anxiety whenever I put perfume on…knowing fully that I smell like a wonderful cloud of fluffy marshmallows and of course it was just a compliment and nothing shady

Right?

That last model just looked at her and was like, "Welp, there goes another one."