I Giggle Every Time I See This. :3

I needed this.

You were pooping when you posted this, weren't you?

Your favorite blogger could be updating while they’re pooping and you would never even know.

04-08-19

Had an ectopic pregnancy and it burst my left fallopian tube bc I'm on birth control and was completely unaware that I was preggers for FOUR WEEKS bc I was still having my period?? I waited like....nine hours to go to the emergency room bc I have out of state insurance and have been too dumb/lazy get it switched and who wants to be stuck with an out of pocket er bill when they work a minimum wage part time job?

Not me! But the alternative was death so...

Legit, every nurse and doctor that I've talked to about this has made it a point to let me know just how close to dying I was. It's been great!

Still in pain, but they're releasing me w pain med prescriptions, so that's nice.

Also work isnt going to really like it but I have two weeks of recovery time that I'm not allowed to work...which means I wont be getting paid either...but ya know! Fun!!

I needed to read this. :)

boom roasted

Héllo

Hello! 👋

This is adorable. I love him. :)

my dad has a dragon onesie

my father is 65 years old

What? The cat's on the pot. He's... Potty training himself... . . . . ...

>:3

that is definitely not your letterbox.

10knotes:

This picture is amazing. I wonder how many people will not realize what this represents.