Holylazarus - (un)holy Lazarus

I realized you couldn’t really see the expressions on Frenchi, Ivan and Lucius in the last post, so I thought I’d share some detail shots. As well as a Blackbeard single and a Buttons and Izzy.

I have quite a few Izzys- were still working through the printing process but I think by tonight I might have a completely successful print

Idk how I would format this on tumblr so just take the whole tweet

Pathetic wet rag of a first mate

It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

if I was a cyborg I would want all of my mechanical parts to be like 90s clear plastic so you could clearly see all the machine guts inside and I think that's really sexy of me.

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it’s just… Social media. That’s it. Social media and news sites. And I’m tired of social media and I’m tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.