Hey Cis People! Now More Than Ever Gender-nonconforming Behavior Is An Act Of Resistance! And It's One

Circle of protection against capitalism

Earth isn't even the birthplace of Humanity, we're the fourth one to appear

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

Brain is full of little people

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

I don’t think loam noticed-

(asks for loam are now open!)

Writing prompt: tomorrow, it's discovered no other known galaxy has any planets whatsoever, just stars. Shortly after, planets in our own galaxy begin vanishing.

I've rubbed dirt off the floor with a dry mop at work so much just because someone put the mop bucket away in a weird way that made me not want to even bother using it

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

My desk and room do not cooperate, and even my pc tower seeks to inhibit my ambitions, but they cannot stop me. I will hang monitor mounts from the ceiling if I must, but I WILL have more screens

memeception

You ever make an OC you like so much you start eating their favorite food that you've not really thought about before