Welcome To The Space Age, Ladies And Gentlemen

I was in a really dark room when a light came on at one of the walls. A door opened and a bunch of skeletons with 3d cartoon eyeballs came out and started to rip out my hair. They then proceeded to glue it to their heads with silly string.

I blame all of my skin problems on the thousands of organisms living in my pores. They don't even pay rent

Anybody else see a swarm of ants and want to kill themselves, but at the same time you want to let them crawl around in your mouth and down your throat, just because it seems like a weird sensation. Anyway we watched WALL-E today in civics and its a beautiful love story

Broke: kyoutani is a dog

Woke: ..kyoutani is an OPOSSUM

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23381032 read this and sobbed bc like mood anyway yeah

there are 3 possible outcomes for if you ask your artist friend to draw something for u and they say yes:

they draw it in 2 hours

they draw it in 6 months and apologize endlessly

they never draw it and spend the next 5 years bathing in guilt 

I think pigeons should be America's symbol thing

I regret nothing

Its things like this that i think would get me to hell....

Anyway meet my new teacher Sasuke Uchiha

bro,

imagine turtles with cat feet.

thank you for your time,