(The foxes trying to ask neil to tone down his animosity. )
Matt: I don't want you to think you're kind of some-
Aaron: Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy, silly, no good for nothing, white, rat, scoundrel, bitc-
Matt: okay, thank you, Aaron, for your help.
Aaron: You're welcome.
if you understand the phrase “Robert Sean Leonard is a gentleman, the best actor. A sexy man, my sunshine and I love him” we’re getting married btw
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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
Roses are red,
Men get me irritated
"Why does Roland think you're tying me down?"
"Andrew hesitated"
Robert Chase lore is like "my father left me, I had to take care of my abusive alcoholic mother and baby sister, I drank and experimented with drugs in my teen years, my sister became an alcoholic like our mother and we havent spoken in years, I wanted to be a priest but I struggled with guilt and faith after being caught sleeping with the groundskeeper's wife. " And then on the other end of this spectrum it's like "i really like bowling , im a licensed hypnotist , and i like to surf."
happy birthday scorpio icon ronan lynch. moodboard. you agree
With so many desi james headcanons, i feel it’s my duty to cast desi effie and monty right this moment.
may i present you, shahrukh khan and juhi chawla as fleamont and euphemia!!
WAIT WAIT WAIT don’t write me off so soon, i might have cooked? you tell me, i’m going into deep detail for this.
Juhi Chawla as Euphemia Potter?
• the curls?? james potter’s hair is famously wild and uncontrollable, and you’re telling me juhi chawla in the ‘90s with her soft bouncy curls isn’t his mother??? please.
• she’s got that sweet but don’t test me energy. the kind of mum who’ll give you mithai and a flying kiss, then hex your eyebrows off if you insult her son. we have seen it in her roles.
• her eyes are always full of mischief. euphemia isn’t stern—she’s all cleverness and “i know what you’re up to, james.”
and you know she would adopt sirius on sight.
“you look thin, baba. come, eat something. this is your home now.”
She has the perfect blend of mischief, cleverness, fierceness and love.
Shahrukh Khan as Fleamont Potter
• he invented potion hair products. you think srk doesn’t have the flair and dramatic chaos for that??
• he def wore flamboyant robes, giving james ridiculous advice like:
“life is like a cauldron, beta. messy, but magical. also, never trust anyone who doesn’t love chole bhathure”
• he is james grown up: flirty, cocky, deeply loyal, endlessly dramatic.
• he’d brag non-stop about james, and secretly cry at every milestone.
and he absolutely welcomes sirius like a second son.
teaching him broom tricks and saying, “we only do mildly insane here, okay?”
You can see it in the picture can’t you? he can be charming and mischievous with his family and stern, respected man but kind for the world.
together? absolute magic
the chemistry is chef kiss, they look like the parents who would raise james with love and laughter :3
desi marauders? where you at?😔