“When The Handle Has Snapped Off The Basket That Held All Your Eggs…” Gone Girl Tier Monologue

Either way, an Orpheus who didn't turn is an Orpheus who never loved Eurydice at all.

Broke: Tom and Greg would be obsessed with Interview with the Vampire (for the messy relationship dynamics)

Woke: Lestat, Louis, Armand, and Daniel would be obsessed with Succession (and TomGreg in particular)

Bespoke: each set of characters lives in a world where the other show exists. They are each obsessed with the other show

in light of Trump's inauguration speech declaring multiple national emergencies that require him to take god-knows-what executive actions immediately, I'd like to remember this chapter of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder:

Is the appearance of Dreamstat in the Dubai apartment supposed to signify that Louis has continued to see this just nearly real apparition of his true love not only in the early days of dating Armand but their entire relationship???? I am only just thinking of that now, and thinking of maybe how unaware Armand really was of Lestat's appearance in their relationship

Why the hell was this deleted??? IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN DELETED AAAH. These two boys are so infatuated & head over heals for Dean. "Not my type" .... Crowley.... who are you trying to convince? "Maybe he's your boyfriend..." are we deflecting much Castiel?

What a tool...

Also posting this individually because I'm just proud of it.

Shrinkflation

So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!

Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.

So....

If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.

They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.

Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.

you’re crying after your happy ever after.

i literally made this 4 YEARS AGO and forgot to post it. i just randomly remembered it. but rewatching it i actually think it’s pretty good so why not post it lmfao

i love you i’m sorry by mel bryant & the mercy makers

lmaoooooo so a video popped up on my TikTok of a story time of some guy trying to buy his wife tampons and some woman going up to him thinking he was a trans man saying, “see? you’ll always be a woman!”

and he turned to the woman like “I’m buying tampons for my wife because I’m a good fucking husband. do you think if they were for me, I’d look this lost about where the brand is she wants?” he shut her up so fast lmfao. and she walked away looking pale and teary because transphobic people always have to play the victim.

(but also this is what I mean when I say transphobia can affect anyone and being transphobic literally takes over your mind. you cannot think critically at all about anything to do with gender or sex and anyone diverting from the image you have of how things are in your black and white world view is automatically The Enemy)