Why Don't You Take A Long Suck Off A Short Cock Bud

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

a little self-reflect that lead to this

feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

i romanticize mundane things ab life too much i was watching a lecture for my animal behavior class and the prof mentioned that songbirds migrate at night guided in direction by the stars and i had to take a moment and pause the vid like oh songbirds look at the stars......

in the clerb

I'm not really in the MCR fandom but I get a lot of exposure to it and I like that every picture of Gerard Way here is captioned like "my sweet little mouse wife, she's only three blueberries tall and lives in a little hollowed out pumpkin and wears a little apron and makes little pies and has little tea parties with her animal friends on a little mushroom table, and we like to hold hands and frolick through the fields and pick flowers and cuddle under a blanket with hot cocoa in front of the fireplace when it gets cold" and pictures of Frank Iero are captioned like "I need to stomp his fucking skull in and blend him into a fine meat paste" and both of those things mean that you like the person

get fall out boy on ur phone!

Sal Does Another Sweet Kick flip