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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

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if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

one thing about me is i am not doing so well

i drew a thing

Unpopular Opinion: “civil as an orange and something of that jealous complexion” is the funniest Shakespearean pun

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

Mythology problems require Gen z solutions

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

Isn’t it crazy how humans need stories to survive like it’s not just for fun or whatever we literally have to gather information and understand stories to like be alive

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

normalize sending me money for no reason

The sexual tension between the two enemies dancing together while they plot each other's demise

youre lying if you dont sing along to the f1 intro when it plays on broadcast

cancel the race, everyone should just run with their legs tied to their teammates. first team that finishes one lap, win the gp.

been thinking about the myth of sisyphus again

Exciting news.

lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

Today I offer you more Shakespeare memes. Tommorow? The same.

i simultaneously want to take a nap forever and do everything in the world.

View of Firenze from the Bardini Gardens | Gabriele Colzi

“What? It’s cold here!” ❄️❄️❄️

my heart says capulet but my actions say montague

i like villains who are just evil for like. the attention

friend : hey, aren't you lactose intolerant ?

me using milk to wash down lactease pills : listen,

@somehownagisa‘s choice commentary on Hamlet’s “Get thee to a nunnery” speech.