Honorary-twat - Interestingly Irregular

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Teacher: no dating anyone in the program. It makes it awkward.

Me: won’t be a problem!

Me, point five seconds later: theRES A PROBLEM.

Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢

posted on Kate Bornstein's substack

oh home, let me come home, home is wherever I’m with you

Random teenager: I’ll give you these three chicken McNuggets and the seven dollars in my pocket if you turn me into a pigeon.

Loki:

Random teenager: please. Free me from the horrors of capitalism and society.

Loki:

Loki: ok yeah, I can do that.

People with dogs need to have there door close enough to there toilet that they can close it without getting up

Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

SAME APPLIES FOR UNANSWERED TAG GAMES!