This Is A Comment Someone Appended To A Photo Of Two Men Apparently Having Sex In A Very Fancy Room,

This Is A Comment Someone Appended To A Photo Of Two Men Apparently Having Sex In A Very Fancy Room,

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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5 years ago

Nonbinary people can be gay and and can be lesbians for the love of god

2 years ago

when you spend too much time fighting clankers

*on the Negotiator*

Obi-Wan : Cody, meet me at 1300 hours we need to to discuss the next campaign

Cody, distracted, working on flimsiwork : Roger roger

Obi -Wan : What?

Cody : What?


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2 months ago

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!


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6 months ago

step 1: get sexy

step 2: let no one hit


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1 year ago

Honestly what makes Stein a good execution of the mentally unwell mad scientist trope is that unlike your Rick Sanchez types who would scoff and debunk a cheerful character's optimistic worldview as cringe and naive he actually enjoys their presence and values that quality in other people

like he's realistic and acts as a voice of reason but doesnt revel in dashing anyone's hopes and dreams (unless it's spirit but that's just what they do to each other, and even then it's mostly taking the piss and not too serious)


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5 years ago

Virgil: Patton’s not here-

Virgil: time to play how much tequila can I put in my coffee before dying!

*later*

Virgil: *in a hospital bed* turns out the answer is a fuck ton.

6 years ago

SELL drugs, don’t do them.

I Need Some Sleep
I Need Some Sleep
I Need Some Sleep
I Need Some Sleep

i need some sleep

4 months ago

Wow it's almost as if gender is not a solid basis on which to decide who get to have what kind of problems. It's almost like gender is a social construct

about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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honorary-twat - interestingly irregular
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!

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