Honorary-twat - Interestingly Irregular

Peter, looking at Red Hood and Deadpool: I attract a type.

Lately I've been wanting a Spiderman/DC crossover fic but the twist is that it's the Batfamily that travels to the Marvel universe and ends up in Queens, it would be so funny, just imagine.

Nightwing: so you take care of all the crime here? Not only supervillains but also problems like kittens in trees?

Signal: He's like a meta spider firefighter

Red hood: And he doesn't have any crazy clown and he doesn't have to pretend to be a billionaire fool to hide his identity

Red robin: Well, to be fair, he does have a green goblin

Redhood: I'd take that crazy guy any day over the joker, WOW old man you must be so embarrassed

Batman:......

Spiderman: (noticeably worried but flattered?) Thanks for all your compliments but I think I should take you to my wizard friend to solve this little multiverse problem....

Batman:......even kittens?

Robin: Stop embarrassing yourself father, I'll take care of that in Gotham.

There would also be a little romance between Jason and Peter because why not? it would be so fun (and don't even tell me Jason wouldn't be dazzled by Peter)

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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It requires a "first name", "last name", and "cell phone number" as contact information but does no verification. Theoretically anyone could type fake info in there, which would be terrible. Presumably your IP address & browser cookies are tracked.

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Doing this in the past has led to the sites becoming overwhelmed & shut down! It is imperative that you spread the word to prevent this resource from being overloaded.

but now Kips gave me the mental image of the engines pulling the “ANDY’S COMING!!!” shit when the Drivers and Fireman come around and when they do they turn into regular faceless engines

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thats my NAME

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@thatsthat24 thank you so much i’m dyinggggggg

I Dont even go by that name any more but stillllll

and thats not how i pronounce it either but you know what? CLOSE ENOUGH

Today’s #ShoutoutSunday is dedicated to every terrific “T(h)alia” in the world!! Hope you all had a wonderful week and an awesome one ahead! 💛🎧 (Song: “Mid City Love” - Jeff Lewis)

Does anybody else, like, come out of there depression just long enough to cook or clean, or do somthing productive? And then your life comes crashing down stop you?? Is this just me??

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

Commenting positively on fic like

Unfamiliar author: wow I loved this!

Author you’ve interacted with before: you killed me, I’m dead

Author who’s your friend: I hate you