Oak: I never know whether I should use "farther" or "further".
Jude: Farther is for physical distance and further is for metaphorical distance.
Cardan: And "father" is for emotional distance.
Jude: Cardan no-
Vivi: No, no, he has a point.
No, actually. Nico was into it when they had just met too. Meaning, he liked Mythomagic way before he met Grover, both to him and chronologically
wait a fucking second are you telling me that grover got both percy and nico into mythomagic so that they'd be familiar with the gods and heroes and monsters they'd be hearing about for the rest of their lives???? is mythomagic a standard part of satyr protection protocol??????
Rhysand, in order to prove his cruelty and this loyalty, is known to some pretty guttering stuff. I wonder who did Amarantha order to cut off that faerie's wings in ACOTAR. Illyrian bat baby. Wings. EVEN IF HE HADN'T BEEN THE ONE TO CUT THEM OFF CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW IT WOULD HAVE FELT TO EVEN HEAR THE FAERIE. IM DYING
new meme format just dropped
Demigods who made it into their adult years is a fun concept because I'm just imagining a random son of Athena on his late thirties who's like, a Math teacher or something, watching the news about "the storm that was destroying half the country" and seeing through the mist that that's fucking Typhon and seeing his mom and the other gods fighting him and just. Wondering what the fuck did he miss lol
one day you become an official searcher and the next youre in a wedding dress about to be married to a 10 foot tall one eyed man
“She didn’t need to be saved. She needed to be found and appreciated for exactly who she was.”
— j. iron word
i don't know who made this but YOU ARE GENIUS I LOVE YOU
Sally fucking Jackson😭🤌🏻
this post goes out to sally fucking jackson
the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.
the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.
the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.
the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.
the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.
the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.
a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.
a woman who is a mother above all mothers.
i love sally jackson.
#lmaowtf
I support women's right but more importantly I support women's wrong.