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Grover: “So, thank you for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers.”

This quote will be living rent from in my mind from now on

entering 2023 being obsessed with neteyam, entering 2024 even more obsessed with neteyam 🥰

Imagine people assume they're making up this whole thing and they actually get on board because, come on, it's interesting. So people just assume that MC is just has a hell of an imagination

I want you guys to imagine this with me. Mc has a prepaid phone. Right before getting sent to the Devildom they paid a years worth of their phone bill. Mc live blogs their entire stay in the Devildom on Twitter or Tumblr god forbid maybe TikTok. Nobody in the human world believes them and assumes it's a troll account.

Friendly reminder that names have meaning in the pjo universe.

Percy/Perseus- to destroy or avenge, a Greek hero with a happy ending.

Leo/Leonidas - a spartan king who sacrificed himself to save his people.

Jason- healer/to heal, lead the argonauts to the Golden Fleece but died a painful death.

Thalia- an immortal muse of comedy and idyllic poetry.

Castor- to excel/to shine, killed while his twin brother survives (in the most common version of the myth).

Pollux- Crown/ very sweet, survives after his twin brother is killed.

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Jurdan have such regal vibes with gold jewelry and lavish clothes, which in turn makes me forget that the protagonists are an angsty 18 year old immortal fae who can’t process his emotions and a revengeful 17 year old human girl who’s mind is always consumed with hating said fae

Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt

Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt

lore mode

It's these posts that raise my expectations so much. Y'all gonna get me killed with this :')

i need the writing room for the last olympian to bring back “hold fast. brave the storm.”

imagine the scene of percy sitting in poseidon’s throne to get his attention. he’s begging poseidon to leave the sea and go to the rest of the olympians to fight typhon. he’s saying everything he can to convince poseidon. he’s begging him to help his family then all of a sudden.

“hold fast, dad. brave the storm that was made to break us for we are unbreakable as long as we have each other.”

“…you really are your mother’s son.”

there would just be something so poetic about bringing that line around in the last olympian.

“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK