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I'm normal about them

the original 2015 graphic novel is more insane than the movie cuz like

exhibit A: nimona expresses liking pizza and ballister at first refuses her asking to order in because the delivery to his mindfuck nowhere lair is expensive . later, when an accident happens and nimona gets upset, he remembers that she liked pizza and offers to order in . if that isnt dad behavior idk what that is (im fatherless)

exhibit B :

they went to a science expo slash carnival . they went undercover . a stand seller mistakes them for a father & son and they just... went with it . he carries nimona around . what the fuck man

exhibit C :

ballister freaks the FUCK out when she gets injured way more than he did in the movie and then proceeds to play board games with her to cheer her up

oops hit tumblr picture limit i will continue my dad ballister propaganda in the reblogs

I love this thing

can't stop thinking how Lambert felt when they saw someone so alike them, and and and had to make a quick sketch abt it

srry i just

This doesn't have to be a public reply but I saw your Instagram story (BE SAAAAAFE :'D) and was curious what it is you write on?

Pardon if you've stated this before and I missed it. But the black and orange/red font caught my eye.

I use Calmly Writer! It has a desktop version, and a free online browser version.

It has a lot of settings to customize, and the browser version is free (I bought the desktop version several years ago, in 2017 I think though)

Here are my settings:

Zen Writer is also a very good writing program. You can play background music during it and also choose your own background and stuff

Calmly Writer and Zen Writer are both focus based writing applications with a little extra relaxation factor thrown in there so it's easier for me to use. I'm not an ad btw I just legit swear by these programs. I've been using them since writing Fnaf stuff in middle school, and I swear by them lmao

Scythe Squad

“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

eso es tumblr, alimenta mi hiperfix

Rocket Raccoon headcanons

-even as a cybernetically enhanced raccoon, he still is a raccoon so while his eyesight is better than that of the rest of his kind it's still lacks in some ways. While he got excellent night vision, he can not tell the different shades of colors and sometimes confuses blue with green for example. He is also slightly near sighted and has trouble reading small writing and can barely read handwritten stuff

-speaking of his eyes: They reflect light in darkness like most nocturnal animals! This nearly scared the shit out of Peter, when he went to the bathroom one night, turned on the flashlight and was met with a pair of green glowing orbs down the hall. "What the fuck, Rocket?! Dude, i almost pissed myself!"

-he can eat anything! He is not above eating the leftovers of his fellow guardians and sometimes even will dig out fruit and vegetable skins out of the trash, complaining how anyone could throw this away. One time Peter played a mean prank on him by giving him a bowl of Cosmos dog kibble and telling him it's cereal. After watching Rocket delightfully dig in, he burst out in laughter declaring him a trash panda once more

-on rare occasions he gets so angry, that his primal instincts take over and he becomes absolutely feral! He will hiss, bark and growl and destroy things by ripping them apart with his teeth and claws

-sometimes after a battle the implants in his joints and spine hurt from being over used by running and fighting and he has to walk on all fours for some time to ease the pain. He mostly just curls up alone in some corner though, afraid of being laughed at because this is just another animal thing

-he loves swimming. One time the Guardians went to a planet that has lots of lakes and they decided to go for a swim and Rocket had so much fun, splashing the others and finding some discarded parts to make new inventions out of

waaaaah

pregnant Nari call that the one who expects

Things Lamb/Leshy/Heket say to Narinder out of the blue just to provoke a reaction out of him