"Dracula Looking Like He Built Like A Fridge."

Have you heard of our Lord and Saviour Morbazar? Destroyer of the House, Slayer of the Sunflower King, Leader of the army of angels in the Godwar?

I have not but I'd sure love to meet them! :)

You see, a fae could never trap me for being a poor guest, because I have a

Crippling fear of being rude.

"But when you say good evening that usually means-" "… That you're a vampire."

Basically ep 47 of TMA

Well they call it nitro but really it's the sacrifice button

should i get discord

corn flaek

corn flaek

"Yeah it took me to another world, the fbi watchlist."

Your heights. Now.

"Having explosive diarrhea for three days is better than the emoji movie"