“So You’re Telling Me In The Pokemon Universe; There Is A Black Market For Trans Pokemon?”

I come with knives LMAO

up & down by vengaboys 😐

"I'm going to make you leak, bacteria Henry." 

(Henry is a d&d character not a real person btw)

i thlammed my penith in the man door hand hook car gun

The yellow one. However, you must choose carefully, for one is piss and the other potion

Time for potions

"Are you a water bottle? Because baby I'm gonna use you up a lot until you start to poison my water and I recycle you."

"i have a phobia of paul bunyan"

"If you've ever had sex your vagina is haunted."

家主なんかムカつくです

あとで　ふんでやるです

Now I'm annoyed by my landlady ... well, I'll step and step on her later!

Oh c'mon, your being selfish, share the spine

Soup god again:

Please just take the god damn spine the police are after

ok thanks for the spine

"Suffocation, no breeding."