You Know What’s Probably More Fun Than Playing Chess? Cheating At Chess

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

More Posts from Hotchocolattee and Others

5 years ago

hey jill! do u happen to have any soulmate klance au recs?? if not that’s ok, just wondering <33

yes i do!!! however i’m too tired to organize it all cute like i usually do so imma just copy and paste it directly from my notes asdlkjf

i can’t help but want: i’ve probably recced this before but i just reread it and it’s as good as i remembered. keith and lance are stranded on different planets and they communicate the whole time and it’s cute :’))) https://archiveofourown.org/works/7957831 

something blue: AMAZING fic where keith and lance pretend to be married for lance’s family. IT’S SO GOOD MY ENTIRE HEEAARRTTT  https://archiveofourown.org/works/15190772/chapters/35230898 

one heart missing: keith and lance are roommates and keith is in love with lance it’s so good asldjfkl https://archiveofourown.org/works/14466192/chapters/33421017

i just wanna be (with you): keith becomes lance’s roommate in college and they start crushin on each other :’))) https://archiveofourown.org/works/17328386 

@k-baby: keith runs an nsfw blog and doesn’t respond to any comments. until lance 👀 (there’s one chapter left but where it leaves off rn is happy and stuff!) https://archiveofourown.org/works/16881654/chapters/39647790 

suspended momentum: post s8 fic where they all become teachers as the garrison :’) https://archiveofourown.org/works/17046407/chapters/40079402 

across all realities: an ongoing fic where kosmo gets sick and accidentally starts transporting keith into different realities  https://archiveofourown.org/works/17119595/chapters/40262417 

if i look in your eyes, i’ll want you to hold me: keith and lance are fwb and keith accidentally catches feelings. this fic is awesome and made me laugh out loud several times, so bonus points for that!!!  https://archiveofourown.org/works/15485631/chapters/35948790 

las palabras de amor: keith comes back to town after years of avoiding it, and lance keeps hearing this mysterious and beautiful singing from one of his neighbor’s.  https://archiveofourown.org/works/12946560/chapters/29591322

read all about it: this fic is gonna be AWESOME, i can already tell!!! the first chapter is 8k and the writing is fucking phenomenal. the premise is that keith is the star football player and lance is a reporter for the school newspaper. it’s senior year and lance has never managed to tell keith about his crush. but it’s /senior year/, after all, and when better to announce your feelings to the world in the school newspaper? https://archiveofourown.org/works/17454509/chapters/41099918  

get some: this is a series of snapshots of keith and lance’s friends with benefits relationship!!! it’s so good and so well written i loved it https://archiveofourown.org/series/874794 

speak for the stars: AWESOME post s6 fic where lance becomes black paladin and they all get stuck in this giant mind game planet where they’re convinced they’re living out their deepest desires  https://archiveofourown.org/works/16309715 

something just like this: keith and lance both work at a summer camp and it’s cute as hell asdjkfl  https://archiveofourown.org/works/10716489/chapters/23742501

lunar woke: this fic is AWESOME. it’s werewolf!lance and coyote!keith !!!!!! lance is a pack leader and keith is his next door neighbor and ajdlkadsf i can’t wait for the next chapter https://archiveofourown.org/works/17534609/chapters/41314550

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somnophilia: uuuh yeah it’s exactly what u think. it starts off seeming like non-con??? but actually keith and lance are dating and lance has already made it clear that he’s into it so https://archiveofourown.org/works/15748503 

4 years ago
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Hello, lovelies! I’ve gotten a couple of asks about studying so I decided to condense them into one post for you guys! I’m trying to hit a bunch of different topics so if you need an even more specific post you can send an ask! Without any further ado, have some tips! My studyblr is @spacey-scholar​

Prep

First, you always need a good base for your day! Especially if you’re studying a lot.

Make a good full breakfast! Ex. Eggs and Toast, Smoothie and fruit, Pancakes and a cup of juice. 

How’s your hygiene? Do you need to shower, brush your teeth, wash your face, condition your hair? Do it! You’ll be distracted if you feel messy!

Get dressed like it’s a normal day. Staying in PJ’s is okay! But being ready for the day seriously helps focus!

Likewise, your space should be clean. A clean space is a clean mind! Remove dishes, trash, scrap paper, and extra items. Wide down your desk, organize your pens and books. Your space should feel like your space!

Now make a list of what you need to get done! What needs to be done Now, what needs to be done Soon, and what needs to be done Later? 

Order your list how you want your day to go, and don’t put super-tough subjects back to back, or subjects that are similar exercises i.e. reading thirty pages of two different books back to back is no fun.

The Studying

It’s important to buckle down with No Distractions! If you find yourself distracted put your phone away! If you need your phone, put it on Do Not Disturb until you’re done. I also do this at night for better sleep. 

Pick the best technique for you, Pomodoro, reward-based, group studying, etc.

Play music but only if it will not distract you! If you sing along or daydream it’s the wrong music! Classical, Lo-fi, and White noise are all good! My Spotify Here has some good ones.

Use a nice journal (I don’t mean expensive!) and pens/pencils you enjoy using. I like to have a specific journal and color dedicated to each subject. 

Take notes on recorded lectures and classes, if you’re doing online classes right now try to screen record or record the audio! That way if you space out you can play it later and take notes, and you can absorb the lesson better instead of being distracted.

Don’t worry about your notes, stationary, pictures, being beautiful and your grades being perfect. Life doesn’t always look the way it does on Instagram. And the people who spend hours trying to get a good photo of their coffee are not studying! 

Use flashcards! Quizlet is good if you need premade ones! If you can save up and buy them, Barrons AP Flash Cards are the best in my opinion. Very clean, not too long, very durable, and cover all subjects.

Feeling Distracted 

If you catch yourself drifting off and getting into your head, get up and take a quick walk, stretch, or energizer. 

It’s okay if this happens, don’t guilt yourself! practice affirmation. The best and smartest still get distracted. 

If you are drifting, why? Are you hungry? Tired? Thirsty? Bored? Get a snack and some water, take a break and rest, find a way to make your studying more enjoyable. 

Remember that Motivation and Discipline are different things. Sometimes we just won’t be motivated, we won’t want to do it and it will be rather frustrating. But the cure to this is not shaming its discipline. Remind yourself “This may be hard, and I may not want to do this, but I want to reach my goals and If this is what It takes I will make it happen. 

Always do just one more page of you’re tired. One at a time and oh you did it! Maybe just one more? One more? Eh, one more just to finish the train of thought, Oh just- I’m done? Nice!

If you really can’t focus just move on and come back to this subject, you can always ask for help.

Supplementary Things

There are so many apps you can use to study, for free! My favorites are Tide, Quizlet, Focus Keeper, Forest, Flora, Egenda, SpanishDict, Photomath, and Kahn Academy. 

You can also join a study group! You may know one, but if you don’t, there are a lot of online ones! I’m in a study Discord and have been for a while! it helps a lot and motivates me to finish my work!

You can make a studyblr, but don’t do it just for the aesthetics! It’s about studying, and sometimes that gets messy! Sometimes we fail a test, we spill our tea on our notes, we cry because we don’t understand the formula. That’s the part you don’t see!

Having cute stationery can really help, as well as nice organizers and decorations for your space! I don’t have much money so I get a lot of stuff on Amazon or FB Marketplace.

Health

Remember that no matter what you are good enough. It’s okay if you fail, it’s okay if you struggle.

It’s also okay if your path doesn’t go the way you expected! Maybe you go to a different school than expected! Or choose a trade instead! Maybe you take a gap year! Maybe your passion changes! Maybe it changes six times!

Your health is always more important than your school. If you are in pain, mentally or physically, if you are anxious, exhausted, burnt out, talk to your teachers about it! You matter more than a grade.

Your best is good enough! And your best doesn’t look the same as someone else’s best! Don’t compare!

Now go get out there and study!

5 years ago

Night Out

this week @forevans​ and i shared a prompt: “Are you calling me an angel? Ha, how sweet of you, but you’re off. I breathe fire and hoard treasures, remember?”

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pairings: dick grayson x reader characters: dick grayson, reader, & penguin’s goons word count: 1.5K+ warnings: brief fighting, dick being cocky,  brief mention of blood and injuries, mostly fluff

summary: Only Dick would get himself in this mess.

forevan’s bucky story will be linked as soon as posted!

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This was supposed to be an easy bust—in and out, but no, Dick just had to go and do something stupid and get caught. And like always, you have to save his fine ass.

“I told you to wait for me,” you hiss into the coms, watching from a vantage point in the warehouse used by Penguin’s men as a weapon’s cache. You have a clear view of him tied to a chair surrounded by at least nine thugs. They’re taunting him, trying to get a rise out of him, but if there’s one thing Dick is is resilient.

Keep reading

6 years ago

Honey and the Bee (Masterlist)

summary: One sleepless night brings you to the large communal kitchen at the Avengers Compound. Fully furnished and equipped but barely used, you decide to give the room a little culinary love. Little did you know, your new hobby would bring you some special moments with your friends and opportunities to get to know the newest addition to your team—Bucky Barnes. [chef!reader, baker!reader, avenger!reader, t: enemies-to-lovers]

insp: Honey And The Bee - Owl City

characters: main - Bucky Barnes x Reader (F) | Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, and others.

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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7.5 | Part 7 | More Parts TBD

Bonus content:

Spotify Playlist

Moodboard

Drabbles (Requests open; see guidelines here. Links marked with * are canon):

Strawberry Cake

5 years ago

Everyone’s in love (but you and me)

Summary: Everyone at your best friends wedding seems to be in love. But you and Tom.

Words: 2892

Warnings: This is all just fluff, please enjoy and remember to send feedback/reblog if you enjoyed it!

This is a piece for a writing challenge!! (wow, Sophie actually posts for one of the many, many writing challenges she entered? unheard of!) it’s for @marvelousxtsh and @peeterparkr romcom writing challenge. the quote is “Number of current boyfriends: Zero.“ from Bridget jones’ diary 

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Nothing about weddings were fun for Tom, who was so used to being alone that he was hardly phased when he ended up sitting alone at the table with a creaseless table cloth beneath his untouched expensive wedding food. He’d barely even lifted the fork, only choosing to glance briefly at his reflection to make sure his hair was still in place and there was nothing caught between his teeth.

It wasn’t that he was used to being alone. It was just that he wasn’t used to having someone’s hand to hold or hair to wrap around his fingers. He had long forgotten what it was like to have someone tangled up between his sheets as the sun streams in through the slit in the curtains and plush lips to kiss when his got bored.

He only knew what it was like to have temporary lovers who escaped before dawn, throwing on items of clothing back to front or inside out and wiping off the remains of their smudged lipstick. 

Tom was so used to relying on one night stands for the slightest bit of intimacy that the sight of the loved up couples around him made him screw his face up. Even if deep down inside, he was itching to have someone to hold too – someone that wasn’t his dog who enjoyed snuggling up beside him at night.

Some guests were drunk on the alcohol, barely letting their champagne glasses run empty while others were love drunk. Sipping solely on gentle sways in the centre of the ballroom, consumed with the thought and presence of the other.

Keep reading

4 years ago

750 followers fic recs

Hi y’all! I decided to do another fic rec compilation once I hit 750. Every milestone I cannot believe you guys have stuck around. Words fail to explain how much I appreciate every single one of you. Here we go - a bunch of fics that I really enjoyed reading and I hope you will too. Love y’all <333

* indicates explicit content, please respect the writers and do not read if you are a minor

Fred Weasley

Congratulations Weasley by @chudleycanons

Through Closed Doors by @valwritesx

One Day by @ickle-ronniekins

Fragile State Of Mind by @wand3ringr0s3

Unofficially Official  by @holyhead-hufflepuff

Prince Charming by @whizbangs-78

You Mean It? by @stylessunsett

Could Have Been You by @vogueweasley

Of Jumpers And Jests by @buckysbeloved

I Think He Knows by @wlntrsldler

Nightmares by @potterverseimagine

We’re Okay by @durmstrange

The Waiting Game by @valwritesx

George Weasley

Memories I Forget Sometimes by @durmstrange

The Only Exception by @chudleycanons

Good Girl* by @lumosandnoxwriting

Right Here by @lunalovecroft

Love, George by @vivianweasley

The Unmistakable Tell of a Heartbreak by @bricksatanakinswindow

Pet Names* by @omg-imatotalmess

Love Story by @wlntrsldler

Brought Together by @ijustwant2write

Ron Weasley

Ron’s Girl by @wandsandwheezes

When Seasons Change by @loony-loopy-lupinn

Disgustingly In Love by @heloisedaphnebrightmore

Neville Longbottom

Someone Like You by @chudleycanons

Possessive by @durmstrange

Greenhouse, Dirty and Plants by @bl597

Risk It All by @pastanest

Draco Malfoy

Promises by @mytreec

My Kind of Perfect by @thisismynerdyself

Boat by @strawwrites

Phosphenes by @minty-malfoy

Missed Smiles by @shysneeze

Pride and Prejudice by @shysneeze

Dance Dance by @silversslytherin

There’s A Hell, Believe Me I’ve Seen It by @bricksatanakinswindow

Her Sweet Love by @kashishwrites

Chase Away The Dark by @iliveiloveiwrite

Remus Lupin 

Amortentia by @seriously-sirius-black

It Was Never Me by @blushylupin

Red Wine, White Wine by @blushylupin

Sirius Black

Never Enough by @mytreec

Secret Admirer by @shaynawrites23

James Potter

Doll by @pregnant-piggy

Ginny Weasley

She by @wizardingworld-imagines

In Your Arms by @birdie-writes

Pansy Parkinson

Traitor by @hufflepuff-writings

Confusion by @kontj

Welting Flower by @harrypotterimagined

Hermione Granger

Face Your Fears by @leahstypewriter

Silent Love by @birdie-writes

Tom Riddle

Untitled by @whorecruxriddles 

7 years ago

me, about to start reading “it”: wow i sure can’t wait to read more about my favourite boy stanley uris 

me, barely three chapters in: 

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5 years ago

Firefly’s Masterlist

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Series

As You Wish 

Steve Rogers x Reader // The Princess Bride AU

One Shots

Say Love

Bucky Barnes x Reader // Bucky takes Y/N on a date.

A Prank Too Far…

Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson // Sam & Y/N enjoy pranking Bucky

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One Shots

Breathe

Dean Winchester x Reader // 18+ Smut, Angst //  Dean mistakes you for a vampire when clearing out a nest…

3 years ago

could you send that loki link? 👀

All the Loki Smuts I Found in One (1) Sitting Last Night:

Make Your President Proud (President Loki x Reader) by @fanfiction-inc

A Hard and Brutal Fuck (President Loki x Reader) by @literaryadventures *CNC

Mr. President, Sir (President Loki x Reader) by @thestarssalign

Election Day (President Loki x Reader) by @glxssylaufey *dark!fic, no non-con

(Professor!Loki x Reader) by @professorrw

My Best Friend's Supervisor (and the Guy I Hooked Up With Last Night) (Professor!Loki x Reader) by @thestarssalign

Private Lesson (Professor!Loki x Reader) by @nix-et-auri

Sweet Dreams by @nix-et-auri

Bonus Fic I Found a Couple Days Ago but Still Qualifies and Deserves Attention:

What Does One Do At The End Of Time (President Loki x Reader) by @imnotrevealingmyname *dark!fic, non/dub-con

Make sure to respect the authors, heed the warnings, and have a spare pair of panties at the ready ;)

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