I’m Going With: It’s A Reference To The Pink Panthers Episode Of Buzzfeed Unsolved For The Points

Zain: I can’t find my phone

Jason: I can call it for you

Zain: wait no-

Phone ringing: you are my dad (your my dad) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Zain:

Jason:

Zain: I can explain-

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

Salim: no i’m not tired of being nice, yes i still just wanna go apeshit, these things can coexist, stop asking me

how dare y'all kill ashley tisdale (also rachel is like the best character fight me she deserves the WORLD and a kiss on the forehead)

*Rachel has broken up with them*

Eric: Wow.. Rachel really hates us.

Nick: Maybe she's homophobic?

Eric: We're not a couple Nick.

Nick: We're not?

Rachel: You're not?

So I played among us until four am last night, and instead of... you know... playing the game? I went on several rants about the meaning of happiness and how it ties to the human psyche.

Eric: I love to call people's opinion of me "fan theories"

Nick, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!?

Eric: Those are Pokemon cards

Nick, holding a card: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you

(Zain slinking in after a night out)

Salim: What did you have?

Zain: Two glasses of lemonade and, like, five mints... :(

Salim: Go to bed.

Zain: Yes sir.

Zain: can I have a cookie?

Jason: what did Salim say?

Zain: he said no

Jason: so why would I say yes?

Zain: because he’s not the boss of you

Jason, already taking out the cookie jar: you can have two