I’m Too Scared To Open My Mouth These Days What’s Going Awwwnnn

THE FIRST TAG IM IN DISBELIEF

He hates the rain :(

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Mapo origins ft aizawa

Timelapse

felt this in my SOUL.

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

hi guys this is my first original post

so today I was in percussion ensemble for first period and we were working on individual stuff based on our worst instrument (ours was timpani bc we have never played it in our lives ever)

and we went to take a break and grab some water from our bag and we were talking to a friend while we did so and when we reached in there

“YYYEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH”

worst papercut of my life.

I retract my hand and dear god why did it IMMEDIATELY start bleeding ok that’s gross ummmm

I went over to grab a paper towel and hold it over the cut and my band director was nearby

the following interaction ensued

me: [band director] I’m bleeding

band director, after a moment of just *staring* at me: …stop 😟

and I was just. what. absolutely hilarious in hindsight but in the moment I was so bewildered

he did not have any bandaids for me I had to walk to the clinic to get some

anyways that’s my band director story of the day thank u chat

He aint gonna tell u whats wrong for another deacde and a half

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

THIS MADE ME CACKLE SO GODDAMN HARD