Howdoyouget - Rambling

Anyone know if it gets less scary at any point or nah

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

cha cha real smooth

I'm currently reading the fma manga for the first time (FINALLY) and here's some of my favourite tiny Eds so far <33

why yes you certainly are

Garroth and Zane in MCD is so funny because imagine you live in a small town, so small that everybody knows everybody. And then this guy shows up who wears a full face tactical helmet all the time, and just goes by the name William. No last name or anything, just William. And he becomes this well known person who is close to the town’s mayor despite being very mysterious.

But then suddenly the mayor is assassinated for some reason (who assassinates a mayor in a town that literally no one knows?)

So everyone assumes this William guy will run for mayor because he took it upon himself to handle all the town’s matters after the mayor died, but he refuses. Like he gets genuinely upset whenever someone mentions it. And the guy is still wearing the helmet 24/7, by the way.

So then the town just?? Doesn’t have a mayor?? And so William is running around doing everything until this random person with amnesia arrives and takes over.

Then one day two people from your town is getting married. The bride’s mom hires this priest to officiate the wedding and it’s… Prince Harry?? Like literally the freaking prince from England??

And your like “that’s a bit overkill for this small town wedding but ok”

But then Prince Harry is like “that William man must reveal his face or else I can’t be here”

But William refuses and so he just doesn’t go to the wedding.

So Prince Harry officiates the wedding, and then unexpectedly William arrives, and it’s… Prince William?! The whole time the weird guy who wears a full face tactical helmet 24/7 that’s been taking care of your small town is the first born son to the king of England??

And throughout the whole night the two brothers are just giving each other the stink eye.

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

I really can’t stop redrawing Peanuts strips as batblob

this took all of 20mins on my phone and I know it’s gonna outperform the actual coloured and shaded drawing I spent hours on

but to be fair, little Robin-as-Woodstock may be the pinnacle of my career

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i really like in fiction when they're like oh no!!! the bad guys are about to win!!! and Character Who Keeps Trying To Sacrifice Themself For The Greater Good is like. gentlemen i have an idea

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.