So I Had To Find Out Myself That Asmodeus Is A Goetia Too--

Tony: Ok, before we start dating, I need to ask you something

Stephen: Go on

Tony: Do you like strawberries?

Stephen: Uh, yes

Tony: You're not allergic, right?

Stephen: Um, yeah, I'm not...

Why did you ask me that?

Tony: *flash back of the day he gave strawberries to Pepper and she said she was allergic to strawberries* ...

Tony: Oh, nothing important.

I just wanted to know.

You know these times when you be like "oh, my life" yeah, so...

Yeah.

I think I was wrong, and I'm awful.

The thing hit like a train.

Fans: Marvel!

C'mon, let him rest!

Tony needs this!

Marvel: 'kay

*kills him *

Fans: *crying *

MARVEL, NO!

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Stucky shippers(me too): Marvel, Steve needs to spend his life with someone that he loves...

Y'know?

Marvel: Yup.

*Endgame's final scene *

Stucky shippers: ...

YOU MADE BUCKY SAD---

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Fans: Irondad and Spiderson in the Endgame, please!

Marvel: "Mister Stark, it's me!

It's Peter!"

"We won, mister Stark!"

"Please don't go, Tony!"

Fans:*crying a lot * NOOO!

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Fans: Loki in the Endgame!

Marvel: *just 2012!Loki*

Fans: Uh...

Where's Loki? Like...

The one from the future.

Marvel: You know, he died

He's dead

No Loki

Fans: But the sun---

Marvel: No sun

Fans: ...why?...

Man, I was on another social media, and then I see this very mean comment, and I'm like "I want to jump from a cliff"...

Then ok, I go see on which post is it...

To notice that who did the mean comment to me was myself, sooo--

Guess that wasn't either smart or good.

oh god...

can everyone rb this with their top song from spotify wrapped in the tags, i’m genuinely curious

Bucky: Punk!

Guess who got back from death, huh?

Steve: Lol, Bucky

But I'll be with Peggy, bye---

Bucky: YOU LIAR!

YOU SAID "I'LL BE WITH YOU 'TILL THE END OF THE LINE"!

Steve: Bucky, I love you, but---

Bucky: I WAS 'TILL THE END OF THE FUCKING LINE WITH YOU, AND YOU DO WHAT?!

YOU JUST DO LIKE "FUCK, BUCKY! I DON'T CARE!"

YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING LIAR!

Steve: Sam, help me

Sam: You fucked up, man

Steve: Guys, no

Well, thanks very much, friend! :D

I never played Overwatch, but I'm into Overwatch stuff (some characters, you know, the Shimada Boys, Mccree, Mercy, Tracer, etc, etc, call me noob for only liking the famous ones :P).

Anyhow, the point is:

Who would probably be a better doctor?

Mccree or Hanzo?

That's it :I

You know, I think I understand why I sometimes I don't like some Marvel characters, or love them... It's a personal thing.

Like I love Wanda because, duh, powerful being who likes sitcoms, has a good heart, is kind of funny and I don't know, she has some good, and her story is interesting, so is her character, and watching her does bring me joy, the way she does things...

However, I hate her because some of her actions annoy me, like the fact that she realizes she's hurting people on WandaVision, then it seems like she wants to change for better, but instead, she's now killing people for something that doesn't even exist. She lost herself in the fake scenario she created to deal with pain.

I don't know, I can relate to a lot of characters for different reasons, some are good, some are bad, some are just... Understandable or questionable.

In the end... I just wish everything could be better...

Tony: *opens his eyes*

Ugh...

Am I in hell or heaven?

If I am not in hell, you did something wrong, guys

Strange: You're in the hospital, Stark.

Tony:

Tony: OH, C'MON!

Tony: The truth is...

Tony: *look into the camera*

Tony: I can adopt who the heck I want.

Tony: Fuck you

Stephen: Tony, no