Hpgal - HP The Silly Goose

Finished this last night, but I forgot to post it oop. The little guy is free… what crimes will he commit…

For @green-with-envy-phandom-event, lines by @jadenoryuu

I have a few drafts I've forgotten about and don't remember where they were going. This is one of them. I didn't proof read it so enjoy.

DP x DC Draft Dump #1

CW: mention of injury and mentioned death of loved ones

Summary: This is more of a vague prompt that could be taken in any direction. I'm fine with anyone continuing this if credited.

When Danny had to abandon his dimension due to his extensive injuries and with that, abandoned all his friends and family, he left Cujo behind with one command, protect. Danny knew Cujo understood that command meant to grab his friends and family and haul ass to a safe zone. So, when Cujo didn't show up days after, he assumed Cujo was captured in the GIWs raid of his parents lab or fell to an even worse fate, resigning Danny to assume Cujo failed, giving him no reason to return home.

Danny flew through the zone, looking for a new home in his grief for losing his friends and family. It was hard until he landed on a world filled with other heroes that made him feel like he could focus on his real obsession, space. Others could fix the messes villains caused. He lost it all protecting others. He just wanted a fresh start with no more heroics on his part.

He couldn't be too picky with his injuries though. He didn't give it a second thought when this dimension met his few prerequisites, ambient ectoplasm present and no need for another hero. After all, he could always leave for a new one. Nothing tied him to one place anymore.

And that's how he ended up in some city called Gotham. Even with its contaminated ectoplasm and weird vigilantes, it was safe for him. And the spirit watching the city, Lady Gotham offered him sanctuary. She gave him a safe place to rest, helped him avoid crimes and most importantly, helped him heal. She asked for only one thing in return, for him to protect her knight and his kin if they were ever in danger outside her domain.

The Angry Robin

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

DPXDC Prompt: Contingencies

Team Phantom joins the JL (YJL?). Batman wants contingencies for Team Phantom. But Team Phantom are all enablers for each other, and they're teens; thus, a bunch of gremlins.

So, Tucker is in charge of Danny's, Danny is in charge of Sam's and Sam is in charge of Tucker's.

As his friends, even if Danny was scared of becoming the future him, there's no way they'll ever give them The very weakness that could end up really killing him.

Danny doesn't know bc he expects them to give Blood Blossoms, but he'll never harm any of his friends. Embarrass them? Sure. But never hurt them.

So Batman just receives something like:

For Danny:

Buy Fruitloop (Bc in this AU, it's Fruitloop) cereal.

Aim it at him by the handful. He will hiss at it like a cat being sprayed with water. He knows it by scent.

When empty, throw the box at him. He will attack it instead.

He now cat.

Complete with a picture of Danny hissing at a box of Fruitloop that was frozen.

For Tucker:

A recipe book full of vegetarian stuff with a note telling them to force-feed him it. It'll make him beg for mercy. Ban him from meat products. He's a weak, no-muscle dude, so forcing him to eat those should be easy.

For Sam:

"She hates frilly, girly, pink stuff. Use your fastest hero and make her use it. The more ribbons, laces and sequins, the better".

Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

Damian looks at the green letter that simply appeared in his room a few minutes ago. He wasn't sure if he is supposed to be happy or crying.

He still thinks about Danyal all the time. It has been a long time since his brother died. Damian still mournes him two times a year, at their birthday and the day Danyal died.

He told his family, on his fifteenth birthday. Father hadnt been happy but he tearfully hugged Damian the next day and apologized for ever making him feel like he couldn't talk about his brother.

He still thinks of his brother every time he goes to the Watchtower. Father thankfully gives him a minute. Sometimes he joins him too.

But he wasn't expecting this. He looks at the green letter again. He already read it. A bit idiotic, touching an unknown like that. But the code on the side of the letter almost caused him a struck, because it was the code. The code that him Danyal came up with and nobody else knows about.

Dear Damian Wayne

The note reads.

You are invited to the coronation of the Prince of the Infinite Realms, Danyal 'Danny' Phantom, formerly Al-Ghul. The coronation is set to take place two weeks from now. As a part of the Royal Family, you are obligated to join the coronation at your brother's side. You are to wear formal clothes of whichever culture you subscribe to. A knight will take you to place at which coronation is set to take place.

The letter continues on and on about the coronation, about his brothers numerous titles, about proper ettique and many more things. But Damian does not care about that.

What was the possibility of this thing being fake? Maybe, but he doesn't think so. The code alone would confirm its authenticity.

A knock sound from the door and his father enters the room with a familiar copy of the green letter in his hands.

---------------------------------------------------

Constantine has been looking at the letter for the past ten minutes and he looks more like he is about to faint with each line he reads. Finally Damian can't hold it anymore.

"Say something magician! Is that thing real? What is the Infinite Realms!? "

Constantine looks up from the letter and takes out a cigarette to smoke, only to put it down at his father's glare.

"Of course you people would get tangled in the business of the bloody Infinite Realms." Constantine stops for a second. "Basically it's the dimension between dimensions. Thing of it like the glue holding the multiverse together. It's also where ghosts live."

Oh.

Of course.

Damian is an idiot for thinking his brother might be alive. Danyal is dead.

He hears his father turn around and sitting down on the bat computer.

"Ghost?" Richard thankfully asks. "Like Deadman?"

"No."

As Constantine starts a lecture about the difference between magical and ectoplasmic ghosts, Damian's mind wanders towards his brother again.

His brother is still dead, he still died. And of course his brother, his wonderful, idiotic, amazing brother would somehow make himself a king of an entire dimension after death. One of the strongest beings in existence, according to Constantine.

"Damian!" Richard is snapping his fingers in front of his face. "Are you alright? "

"I am fine." Damian says, "I am fine." He repeats a second later.

"It would be a shock if I learned my brother is going to be a king." Constantine is staring him weirdly. "How in the bloody hell that happened? I never knew bats had another kid."

"Doesn't matter." Damian snarks, "Is it safe to assume this coronation will take place in this Infinite Realms? "

Constantine shrughs his shoulders.

"Wouldn't know. Not exactly my area of expertise."

Great, just great.

Desert Duo