Jason, Tapping His Chin In Thought: Right, So, Plasmius, Super Rich Guy Who Wants To Adopt You.

Jason, tapping his chin in thought: Right, so, Plasmius, super rich guy who wants to adopt you.

Danny: No, no, he also wants to fuck my mom. That's…EUGH DUDE. Like- that's my mom. No I don't care about how he wanted her since college that's still super gross.

Jason: How has he not moved on? Your mom has a whole kid.

Danny: A whole two kids. And a husband of over ten years.

Jason: Oh yikes. 

Danny, nodding emphatically: Big Yikes. And he has this whole one sided beef with my dad cause he has everything Plasmius has ever wanted and like honestly I dont give a fuck because in the timeline he does get with my mom - which Ew - he's a lying bastard and my ma isn't completely happy with him. 

Jason:...Other timeline?

Danny, waving his hand in a nonchalant manner: Vlad - who's Plasmius by the way - gave my friends fatal ecto-acne because he was having a ghostly acne flare up and basically said ‘find a cure or they'll die too’ and so I went back in time to figure some shit out and I kinda shifted things to the left and in the lab accident that gave Vlad ecto-acne it gave my dad ecto-acne instead of Vlad and then my dads life went to ruin but I fixed it by fixing the timeline so I mean everythings fine. Mostly.

Jason: what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck.

More Posts from Hpgal and Others

9 months ago

a few slice of Phantom

A Few Slice Of Phantom
A Few Slice Of Phantom
8 months ago

Clark Kent has been ordered to go write a story about the "Most Haunted Town in America" from the Daily Planet. He broke a pretty big story on corrupt landlords, and Perry told him to go out of the city for a bit so that things can cool off.

He arrives at the town and immediately witnesses a Ghost Attack.

He also witnesses the local teenage hero prevent any civilian casualties or injuries, and only a little bit of property damage.

Clark is, honestly, super impressed.

There's just.

One little, tiny thing. It's bothering him,

The GIW.

There is no such thing as the Anti-Ecto Acts; Clark knows, he shot off a message to Bruce and Bruce confirmed it.

So instead of doing a fluff piece on Amity Park, Clark finds himself digging into a man called Vlad Masters, and what his connections are to the Mercenaries posing as government agents.

Because he's doing this whole thing as Clark Kent, he has to stay in his civilian persona.

This means that he's getting rescued by teen hero Phantom. Like, a lot.

Okay, Clark's not gonna lie. He's having fun.

This is fun.

~~~~~~

Danny, however, has never been so stressed in his entire life.

He's trying to save the nosy out-of-town reporter, who keeps getting attacked by Vlad's minions.

But every time he saves Mr. Kent, Mr. Kent congratulates him and like...grades him? Gives him pointers?

Danny doesn't know how to describe it, it feels like when his teachers are trying to teach him something after reading his assignment over his shoulder but he hasn't turned in the essay yet.

And Danny swears this guy is having fun.

~~~~~~

Vlad's had enough of this troublemaking reporter, and he's done sending out his minions to play.

He's going to handle this personally.

6 months ago
So True

so true

2 months ago

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

9 months ago
Life Series Teams I Wanna See But They're All Drawn Kinda Poorly
Life Series Teams I Wanna See But They're All Drawn Kinda Poorly
Life Series Teams I Wanna See But They're All Drawn Kinda Poorly

Life series teams I wanna see but they're all drawn kinda poorly

1 month ago

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

6 months ago
hpgal - HP The Silly Goose
3 months ago

You ever look at some art your mutual made and you just sit there in stunned silence and awe that one of your friends is out there making jaw-dropping beautiful art just for the hell of it

5 months ago

Damian looks at the green letter that simply appeared in his room a few minutes ago. He wasn't sure if he is supposed to be happy or crying.

He still thinks about Danyal all the time. It has been a long time since his brother died. Damian still mournes him two times a year, at their birthday and the day Danyal died.

He told his family, on his fifteenth birthday. Father hadnt been happy but he tearfully hugged Damian the next day and apologized for ever making him feel like he couldn't talk about his brother.

He still thinks of his brother every time he goes to the Watchtower. Father thankfully gives him a minute. Sometimes he joins him too.

But he wasn't expecting this. He looks at the green letter again. He already read it. A bit idiotic, touching an unknown like that. But the code on the side of the letter almost caused him a struck, because it was the code. The code that him Danyal came up with and nobody else knows about.

Dear Damian Wayne

The note reads.

You are invited to the coronation of the Prince of the Infinite Realms, Danyal 'Danny' Phantom, formerly Al-Ghul. The coronation is set to take place two weeks from now. As a part of the Royal Family, you are obligated to join the coronation at your brother's side. You are to wear formal clothes of whichever culture you subscribe to. A knight will take you to place at which coronation is set to take place.

The letter continues on and on about the coronation, about his brothers numerous titles, about proper ettique and many more things. But Damian does not care about that.

What was the possibility of this thing being fake? Maybe, but he doesn't think so. The code alone would confirm its authenticity.

A knock sound from the door and his father enters the room with a familiar copy of the green letter in his hands.

---------------------------------------------------

Constantine has been looking at the letter for the past ten minutes and he looks more like he is about to faint with each line he reads. Finally Damian can't hold it anymore.

"Say something magician! Is that thing real? What is the Infinite Realms!? "

Constantine looks up from the letter and takes out a cigarette to smoke, only to put it down at his father's glare.

"Of course you people would get tangled in the business of the bloody Infinite Realms." Constantine stops for a second. "Basically it's the dimension between dimensions. Thing of it like the glue holding the multiverse together. It's also where ghosts live."

Oh.

Of course.

Damian is an idiot for thinking his brother might be alive. Danyal is dead.

He hears his father turn around and sitting down on the bat computer.

"Ghost?" Richard thankfully asks. "Like Deadman?"

"No."

As Constantine starts a lecture about the difference between magical and ectoplasmic ghosts, Damian's mind wanders towards his brother again.

His brother is still dead, he still died. And of course his brother, his wonderful, idiotic, amazing brother would somehow make himself a king of an entire dimension after death. One of the strongest beings in existence, according to Constantine.

"Damian!" Richard is snapping his fingers in front of his face. "Are you alright? "

"I am fine." Damian says, "I am fine." He repeats a second later.

"It would be a shock if I learned my brother is going to be a king." Constantine is staring him weirdly. "How in the bloody hell that happened? I never knew bats had another kid."

"Doesn't matter." Damian snarks, "Is it safe to assume this coronation will take place in this Infinite Realms? "

Constantine shrughs his shoulders.

"Wouldn't know. Not exactly my area of expertise."

Great, just great.

6 months ago
hpgal - HP The Silly Goose
  • multishipperofmany
    multishipperofmany liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • 1g-duck
    1g-duck liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • arqchne
    arqchne liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • meanceclosetohell
    meanceclosetohell liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • justa24yogirl
    justa24yogirl liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • robinphantom
    robinphantom liked this · 1 month ago
  • abletooo
    abletooo liked this · 1 month ago
  • momotantan
    momotantan liked this · 1 month ago
  • dragonciphering
    dragonciphering liked this · 1 month ago
  • eightleggedwhimsy
    eightleggedwhimsy liked this · 1 month ago
  • touchofhemlocktea
    touchofhemlocktea reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • touchofhemlocktea
    touchofhemlocktea liked this · 1 month ago
  • takenusernames
    takenusernames liked this · 1 month ago
  • lexi2005
    lexi2005 liked this · 1 month ago
  • leyna4eva
    leyna4eva liked this · 1 month ago
  • bloomyblemy
    bloomyblemy liked this · 1 month ago
  • kazautumn-the-gamer
    kazautumn-the-gamer liked this · 1 month ago
  • desolate-rose
    desolate-rose liked this · 2 months ago
  • artwithdrawl
    artwithdrawl liked this · 2 months ago
  • therosiestwinter
    therosiestwinter liked this · 2 months ago
  • purplebutherfly1412
    purplebutherfly1412 liked this · 2 months ago
  • verekatt
    verekatt liked this · 2 months ago
  • zyaireth
    zyaireth liked this · 2 months ago
  • kami-cam
    kami-cam liked this · 2 months ago
  • crow-in-the-oven
    crow-in-the-oven liked this · 2 months ago
  • energywaste
    energywaste liked this · 2 months ago
  • crowestperson
    crowestperson liked this · 2 months ago
  • telesmaschus
    telesmaschus liked this · 2 months ago
  • mysticalpalaceslimeneck
    mysticalpalaceslimeneck liked this · 2 months ago
  • reddlyreblue
    reddlyreblue liked this · 2 months ago
  • p3pp3rm1ntt3a
    p3pp3rm1ntt3a liked this · 2 months ago
  • mcnana
    mcnana liked this · 2 months ago
  • ouransisters
    ouransisters liked this · 2 months ago
  • raging-rose54
    raging-rose54 liked this · 2 months ago
  • cursedzucchini
    cursedzucchini liked this · 2 months ago
  • haventears
    haventears liked this · 2 months ago
  • androgynousjellyfishstranger
    androgynousjellyfishstranger liked this · 2 months ago
  • marbles-posts
    marbles-posts liked this · 3 months ago
  • randmwizardpart3
    randmwizardpart3 reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • arsonfish
    arsonfish liked this · 3 months ago
  • dragonkitsu
    dragonkitsu liked this · 3 months ago
  • riverrn
    riverrn liked this · 3 months ago
  • i-have-three-feelings
    i-have-three-feelings liked this · 3 months ago
  • cryingtragedyperfection
    cryingtragedyperfection liked this · 3 months ago
  • fanfiction-fanatic-11
    fanfiction-fanatic-11 liked this · 3 months ago
  • stewgoon
    stewgoon reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • wolfypup65676
    wolfypup65676 liked this · 3 months ago
  • bread-with-butter
    bread-with-butter liked this · 3 months ago
  • possibly-an-obsession
    possibly-an-obsession liked this · 3 months ago
  • megacharizardx99
    megacharizardx99 liked this · 3 months ago
hpgal - HP The Silly Goose
HP The Silly Goose

Love DND, PJO, Hermitcraft, Art, MHA, Merlin, Danny Phantom and More she/her

93 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags