So If You Don’t Know What Shifting Is, A Quick Explanation Is That It’s The Idea That The Multiverse

so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.

Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.

But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.

And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”

Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.

But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.

I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.

So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this

I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.

And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.

“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”

They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.

Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.

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Absolutely Etho behavior.

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4 years ago

absolutely trans rights

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4 years ago

just a lil something i’m reblogging

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

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1 year ago

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

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1 year ago

have you ever read an erotica novel with a plot far too involved for its own purpose because let me tell you,

Like I’m not saying erotica shouldn’t have a GOOD plot. A lot of people want that.

But for me, if the plot’s overall purpose in a novel is to move you from sex scene to sex scene, I need the sex scenes to have narrative cohesion with that plot, if that makes sense.

Instead, I just read a series recommended by a friend with a plot so in conflict with the many, many sex scenes that I was descending into madness.

Every time the characters started making out I was like oh my god you guys do NOT have time for this. How could this possibly be on your mind in this moment!!!!!!!!

It was a murder mystery and also sort of a survival thriller and author would build up the biggest most time sensitive life or death stakes and you’d be on the edge of your seat and then you’d just be in a sex scene like HUH

I ended up so compelled by the plot that I read all four books in two days. I started just skipping all the sex scenes by the end of book two because I needed to know what happened next.

I felt like I was reading two different stories. The overall reading experience was deeply funny honestly but I’m hiring a personal injury lawyer for the whiplash

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2 years ago

royal council loyalty spectrum

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2 years ago

the one thing I'll miss is how boris and trump appeared to have the same otherwise unemployable hairdresser. hashtags end of an era

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4 years ago

*pauses mid-sentence as the little hamster that lives in my brain abruptly gets off the hamster wheel to go drink water from it's little upside down water bottle*

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4 years ago

we should start carving jack o’lanterns out of turnips again, this shit fucks