ATTENTION NATM FANDOM

Someone: (normal tone of voice) Hey do you like Night at the Museum?

Me: (at full volume) YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR JEDTAVIUS

Good evening to the homosexuals and homosexuals only

public service announcement

mfs will write "slight angst if u squint!!" and ill be crying at the end

my review is in and i think that

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

quick headcannon

larry bought a 200 gallon fish tank and filled it with like hamster toys, bedding and other stuff like a hamster wheel and it’s basically a time out area for the minis(mostly jed and oct) and sometimes if it’s not something catastrophic he’ll put them in a hamster ball

something like this

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you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for