On The 50th Anniversary Of Scooby-Doo Let Us Celebrate The Musical Group Of Goddesses Known As The Hex

Sees a gay couple: Okay so who’s the red gay and who’s the blue gay

Yea I made this awhile ago but my views have changed capoleon is disgusting

pink in the night

I don’t know what ‘the dynamic is’ and I don’t care. best possible ship dynamic is funnyhat/knifeboy. criteria:

funny hat: wears a funny hat

knife boy: has a knife and is not afraid to use it

example 1:

example 2:

example 3:

Someone: (normal tone of voice) Hey do you like Night at the Museum?

Me: (at full volume) YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR JEDTAVIUS

Ngl I think I’ve said “hold up fellas let me get my frank sinatra on” to my friends(obviously do you really think I’d say that to anyone else)

Stuff that Jedediah Smith would probably say that my cowboy grandpa has said:

-*talking to a cow* WELL YER JUS’ AS DUMB AS A GRASSHOPPER

-It ain’t a crime if ya don’t get caught. Here’s the keys

-That dumb ol’ Ichabod

-Well lightin’ struck the fence an’ seventeen cows were dead. Mighty unfortunate. Smelled like a good barbacue though

-*A fly goes into the bug zapper and dies* (laughs maniacally)There goes another!

- HAPPY?! We ain’t naming our dog Happy!

-Gosh why d’ya make me clean up the food? *begins to eat the rest of the cake*

-Hold up fellas lemme get my Frank Sinatra on

-Cats?! I don’ like cats! *timeskip to five seconds later. He’s holding the cat* ain’t ya jus’ the sweetest?