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What a polite way to tell me “Dad you f*cked up my hair” 😂😂 at least I tried.

Can you save the villainess when you don't remember who wants her dead?

Save the Villainess is a fully animated villainess isekai game that lets you:

🦋Control a witty and determined investigative genius of a villainess 

🦋Gather clues and solve mysteries and puzzles as an assassin stalks you

🦋Use your genre savvy to determine which of your potential love interests – including a Crown Prince, a Duke of the North, a Childhood Friend, a Servant, and a mysterious woman – is your would-be assassin

🦋Use your genre savvy to determine which of your potential love interests – including a Crown Prince, a Duke of the North, a Childhood Friend, a Servant, and a mysterious woman – is your would-be assassin

Play our fully animated demo through our Kickstarter campaign!

@6o6

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

*Kicks down the door* YOU KNOW WHUMPY TROPES I LOVE SO MUCH BUT BARELY EVER SEE?

MAGIC FATIGUE/EXHAUSTION/OVERUSE.

Give me those sweet side effects of overusing magic:

Getting lightheaded and weak, struggling to stand let alone keep fighting

"Are you ok?" "Yeah I'm fine. *immediately faceplants because their legs can't support their weight anymore*"

F a i n t i n g

Physical injuries like burns, broken bones, etc

The risk of permanent damage either physically or mentally

Can I get uuuuhhhhh "loses a sense either temporarily or permanently depending on the severity of the overuse"?

Stopping their heart (cue the team scrambling to drag their dumbass friend back from death)

THERE'S SO MUCH YOU CAN DO AND I SO RARELY SEE IT.

pink and green frog-themed AO3 site skin

This one was frustrating at some points but mostly it was just a good time. If you'd like to try it out, I've posted the code (and instructions for how to implement a skin on your AO3 account) here.

100k NOTES AND I’LL TAKE A NAP.

I SWEAR.

I’LL DO IT.

don’t test me.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!