Nico had a life before the Lotus Hotel
Hazel was 13 when she died
Clarisse’s weapon has been dubbed “Lamer” by literally everyone at Camp Half-blood
Sally was trapped in the Underworld for over ten days
Leo ran away from multiple foster homes
Piper had to steal a car to get her father’s attention
Thalia has lost Jason twice, but this time he’s not coming back
Nico sometimes accidentally refers to Hazel as Bianca
Athena told Annabeth that she meant nothing to her
Tyson was attacked by a sphinx
Percy loves blue food because his mom was trying to prove a point to his abusive stepfather, not because it’s his favorite color
Percy had to sneak food from Gabe or else he wouldn’t eat
Calypso was trapped on and island for thousands of years, with no one except for the people who would become stranded there, who would also eventually leave her alone again
Every time Apollo looks at a Laurel wreath or a hyacinth he is reminded of someone that he loved who he couldn’t save
Hades is trying to make up for the way he treated Nico in PJO
Frank’s mother and grandmother are dead
Nico almost starved in an airtight jar full of poisonous gas with only pomegranate seeds to keep him going
Will became a counselor at the age of thirteen
Rachel has a life other than being the oracle
Rachel has done incredible things, she’s not a bad character for kissing Percy
Octavian launched himself into his own death
Nico felt like Octavian’s death was his fault
Reyna’s father was abusive toward her and Hylla
Hecate was afraid of Hazel’s powers
Nico probably has an Italian accent
Luke’s mother is baking cookies for a son that is never coming home
Hermes thought Luke died believing no one loved him
Chiron has had to witness hundreds, if not thousands of demigods die at Camp Half-Blood
Thirteen unnamed demigods died in The Last Olympian
Ethan Nakamura literally fell from heaven
Nico convinced Hades, Persephone, and Demeter to fight on the side of the gods
Nico probably hates Zeus for what happened to his mother
Percy is afraid of drowning
Thalia is afraid of heights
Nico is afraid of fading into the dark
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
*hyperventilating* OMAHGADS DnP AND PJO MY LIFE IS COMPLETE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dan and Phil, Percy Jackson AU anyone?
We’re all that last one tbh
Happy day of Spoops everybody!
-Because children of the gods from all over the world live out their lives in New Rome, the medley of cultures and languages is so dense it’s nearly impossible. Eid al-Fitr is celebrated almost the same week as the Feast of Fortuna. Diwali sometimes collides with Halloween. You turn from the Via Principia onto the Rue de Fleur. Sometimes, you might return home from a Valentine’s Day celebration done by children of Venus only to see a Mardi Gras parade coming through the city. New Rome is the biggest cultural medley in the world, and no one knows it but a bunch of demigods.
-For the first time in history, African American demigods march shoulder to shoulder with Jewish legacies, with Hispanic soldiers, and they’re all true Roman legionnaires.
-Pictures of POC manifestations of the gods are put up on Temple Hill.
-New Rome is known as a safe spot for immigrants (illegal or not, they don’t care, because most demigods know what it’s like to have been hunted and homeless, and these are people who need help), but of course the Mist conceals the more otherworldly aspects of the camp.
-Somewhere along the line, a praetor had to establish an exchange system between USD, euros, pesos, drachma, denarii, and dozens of other currencies from around the globe, because there was no freaking way this was going to work otherwise.
-I LOVE THIS HEADCANON SO FREAKING MUCH OKAY
REMIND ME TO READ THIS MASTAHPEES LATER
NSFW i guess 🍽️
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