Hazbin Characters But They Use These Greetings

I hope op knows how correct they are and both sides of their pillow are cold tonight and many nights more

*Pokemon battle theme starts playing* (x)

"That fucker is back!"

"You still pissed he almost beat you that time~?"

That time:

You know I'm on gremlin time when my professor assigns another groupmate to be the contact person instead of me

Stop exposing me @forever-valentine14 leave and the earthshaker alone

So he can shake me 👀

I can't right now, I need help—😭

Neal why? Like I am SO red right now

AND THE CAMERA GRAB AND PULL—💀

THE SMIRK!!! 😵‍💫🥴

I'm not going to escape from this God, I am

HELPLESS AND HOPELESS

My dumbass rn:

FOR THE GLOBAL DEMI'S AND/OR LEGACIES

New Rome Headcanon: Diversity

-Because children of the gods from all over the world live out their lives in New Rome, the medley of cultures and languages is so dense it’s nearly impossible. Eid al-Fitr is celebrated almost the same week as the Feast of Fortuna. Diwali sometimes collides with Halloween. You turn from the Via Principia onto the Rue de Fleur. Sometimes, you might return home from a Valentine’s Day celebration done by children of Venus only to see a Mardi Gras parade coming through the city. New Rome is the biggest cultural medley in the world, and no one knows it but a bunch of demigods. 

-For the first time in history, African American demigods march shoulder to shoulder with Jewish legacies, with Hispanic soldiers, and they’re all true Roman legionnaires. 

-Pictures of POC manifestations of the gods are put up on Temple Hill.

-New Rome is known as a safe spot for immigrants (illegal or not, they don’t care, because most demigods know what it’s like to have been hunted and homeless, and these are people who need help), but of course the Mist conceals the more otherworldly aspects of the camp. 

-Somewhere along the line, a praetor had to establish an exchange system between USD, euros, pesos, drachma, denarii, and dozens of other currencies from around the globe, because there was no freaking way this was going to work otherwise. 

-I LOVE THIS HEADCANON SO FREAKING MUCH OKAY

Someone needs to make a "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars edit with Manolo Sanchez and Maria Posada pls pls pls

Hazbin Slander Meme

Just cut off the bastard that speaks like a wannabe Shakespeare and the corp speak maybe because of his influence 💀

Send help I always end up speaking like I'm sending a corporate email in dm's I can't stop myself ;-;

Many people in my life had the same type of AUDACITY Eurylochus and I wasn't surprised after he said "If you want all the power, you must carry all the blame" then not even 5 minutes later he's all like 🥺👉👈 "captain save us"