Saw @hiberrybottle ’s Cat Kirishima And I. … Wanted To Draw Him Floof… Threw In Some Kiribaku Too

I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

the right way to eat icecream is to eat it from the cone up

On one night, a night not far from now, a quiet night, a night where you are dozing peacefully in bed, feeling content and safe in your home, I will manifest my physical form into your bedroom and forcibly but with great care shove an entire box of ice cream cones, one by one, through your esophagus. 

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

La Femme Chauve-Souris (The Bat-Woman) 1890

— by Albert Joseph Penot

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Help Blue Get a Computer!

Hey everyone! Thank you so much for taking the time to help. I’m trying to make streaming on Twitch a viable source of income for me. But

Hey y’all I’m trying to get a new computer for streaming. Any help you can provide would be appreciated, even if it’s just sharing. This is rather urgent, as I’m unemployed and streaming is my only source of income right now.

Thank you!

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

Nonbinary hijabis don’t get enough love. Reblog to show a nonbinary hijabi your love and acceptance of them💕💞❣️💘🌸💗❤️💫❣️💓💙🌹🌷🌈

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

“You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me” Carmilla, 1872.

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches