Carmilla & Laura 🩸

love me a character who values hygiene and cleanliness but must, for plot reasons, inevitably become bloodsoaked

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

No one gonna mention this adorable face?

I just love him so much. 

This explains... so much. 

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

Vampire gf & occultist gf 😳🩸

We’ll see who smites who 👊✨⚡