Why Has Nobody Written A Body Swap Macdennis Fic? If Its Out There Please Send It To Me. Please..

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Id pay a lot more than 15 dollars to lick dennis reynolds sorry

does this mean they have their beds back ;(

byebye

BYE.

he luv him

S6E02 | S8E08

The sheer amount of garbage Mac and Dennis created in one months time.... The fact that Dennis had the car most of the time.. did Mac ever leave the house? How did he get all that Mac and cheese without Dennis noticing? The hundreds of air fresheners. The increasing number of tissues on their bedside tables. Cinema.

Macdennis fic idea

Again, I am lazy (and also not very good at writing) but I wanna throw this fic idea out there. So, you know how they take turns choosing the music. Well, Dennis's choices start to get really specific. Mac acts oblivious, but his songs also start to sound a lot like a response to dennis's. Eventually theyre just kinda talking back and forth through their music.

An age-old Sunnyblr question has always been: How many bathrooms do Mac and Dennis have in their apartment? We’ve only ever seen Dennis', and it's clear based on the layout of the apartment that it's impossible for the door in Mac's bedroom to lead to a bathroom.

Well, what does Glenn think?

(Transcript below the cut)

Me: How many bathrooms do Mac and Dennis have in their apartment?

Glenn: Uhhhh... (Unintelligible) That's a good que—We only established one.

Me: Yeah, you've only established one.

Glenn: Mac doesn't have one in his bedroom and—

Me: No!

Glenn: So I think it's just my bedroom?

Me: Just one. So he has to use Dennis' room every time he has to—

Glenn: Yeah. Every time he poops

MACDENNIS TIMELINE CONDENSED

ok so the other one is kinda long. Here's the short version.

Macdennis can be separated into 7 phases.

(S1-S4) - In these seasons the homoerotic undertones are treated as more of a bit.

(s5-s7)- 5 is Dennis' most thirsty season, he nearly adores Mac (not to say he doesn't try to control him or get irritated by him). Then, after Dee pointing out how gay they are getting, there's a big pullback. Dennis says no homo, Mac says definitely no homo, Dennis gets married and kicks Mac out, Dennis gets divorced so fast and lets Mac back into the apartment.

(s8-s9) Mac tries to kiss Dennis on the mouth out of nowhere. Mac and Dennis have monthly dinner dates. They wrestle naked in a shower, but the "wrestling" is more like a swaying embrace. Their apartment burns down.

(s10-s11)

Mac and Dennis live with Dee now. They have to take turns jacking off to the same creampie videos to get off now for some reason ( I don't know why people think they were doing it together because from what I can tell they weren't). They move into a house together and nearly kill each other.

(s12)

Mac and Dennis are back in their own apartment. Mac comes out for real. Mac gets Dennis a Valentines day present, causing him to tear up. Dennis leaves the state to go raise his secret son.

(s13-14 )

Dennis' angriest seasons, needs a hug badly. He comes back from north Dakota. Mac pines hard, tries desperately to do what Dennis wants him to, but Dennis just wants him to take control.

(s15-16)

Mac backs off. The power has flipped, and Dennis is slipping. Mac explores his identity.

parallel relationships

(Mac/Dennis Jr., Mandy/Brian Jr.) -suburbs/double life

(Macdennis paired with married couple/gruesome twosome paired with father son duo) - Gets romantic

(MacDennis/Malcom and his dad)- celebrity booze *the parallel could also be dennis/frank malcolm/his dad instead*

Fake relationships

Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar- Pretended to be gay married realtors

Double life- Pretended to be in an emotional relationship to get Dennis out of having to be with Mandy romantically.

Johnny- Dennis Catfishes Mac into having an emotionally and sexually involved romantic relationship with his online alias.

this is one of my most favorite interactions ever and i think about it every day at least once