When Was Someone Going To Tell Me There Is A Promo Video Where Danny DeVito Calls Mac And Dennis Gay

Mac and Dennis' apartment

Made a compilation of (most of) Dennis' gay mannerisms bc I had to get it out of my system

Also idk how to post it but the season 13 bloopers for times up, dennis is fully touching his whole leg/foot on Macs, and slowly pulls in back. At the start of each new take he puts his leg back to touching mac in the same way and pulls it back again. soooooo

This is my boyfriend. Yes he's racist as fuck and wants to kill me because of it. I don't care I think he's kinda cute. He always tries to roofie me but I roofie him back so it's fine. I like to spoon feed him pudding and ice cream. It gives him a boner. It doesn't give me a boner but he passes out for 3-8 hours every time he cums so I make him do that so I don't have to deal with him as much. I don't masturbate him or have sex with him because we're not married enough. I told him we can be sexy together after we've been married for at least 5 years because god thinks thats super holy. or something. He agreed with me so now I don't even have to touch him. Last night I almost cut his penis off while he slept because I realized how vulnerable he becomes after eating a halfgal of icecream and conking out. so naked and pink. I decided not to do that but I did spoon more pudding into his mouth. I saw his dick get hard and then I threw up

tfw your best pal who you’ve been gaying off with for 20+ years finally comes out and everything suddenly becomes painfully real

I love all six of my followers, including the porn bot.

alternating between checking my ao3 bookmarks, refreshing Tumblr, and rewatching episodes like a zoo animal

this is one of my most favorite interactions ever and i think about it every day at least once

mac ties mistletoe to his belt every year send post