So, Really, There’s No Reason For Her To Pretend Anymore. She’s Leaving You…

Your girlfriend has taken her new position at his side.

@myheartinherhands

Your wife now completely worships him…

It’s only fair that he breeds both of you. The only difference is that she’s the one who’ll have his baby…

@myheartinherhands

@myheartinherhands

You’re not really sure if you’re happy with the fact that your wife has started dating your best friend – and you’re not sure how much you really want to know about their relationship.

Even more importantly, she loves my pain…

They’re officially a couple — her friends keep asking her when they’ll get married…

@myheartinherhands

Don’t worry, they won’t be using condoms for much longer…