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Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

Sirius is the type of boyfriend that asks remus if he'd still date him if he was a worm

Ron: *getting a howler for flying with the car*

Harry: ah yes, the privilege of not having parents

I can just imagine Harry being told he has the grim and he is all like

“You have the g-grim”

Harry: what does that mean

“That you will die a post painful death”

Harry: oh nice

Everyone:

Harry: what am I supposed to act upset

The reason why I hate snape so much- is because he knew Harry had no idea of the wizarding world, he knew he was realized by muggles and that he knew no magic or basically nothing about the wizarding world- but then HUMILIATES HIM by asking him questions he knew he wouldn’t have an answer too, and for what? Cause he looked like his dad and his mom who he was obsessed with broke his heart boo hoo cry me a river. God I hate snape

Uncle Vernon: you should be thankful we are even giving you a bad to sleep and put food in your mouth!

Harry: ISNT that your job

If Harry died in the battle of hogwarts all of the potters would have been killed by the killing curse. I didn’t need this goodnight

If Harry knew about Snape’s obsession for Lily.

Snape: Mr. Potter stop doing that! Ten points from gryffindor

Harry: who are you? My dad?

Snape: No Mr.Potter-

Harry: you wish

Snape:

This is so cool I’m gonna cry

Snape: *takes 50 points away from gryffindor cause Harry’s quill spilled*

Harry: *sighs* I give up

Harry: *gets up*

Snape: where are going?!?!

Harry: to go visit my mom