I Still Have No Idea How Tf This Works

I can just imagine Harry being told he has the grim and he is all like

“You have the g-grim”

Harry: what does that mean

“That you will die a post painful death”

Harry: oh nice

Everyone:

Harry: what am I supposed to act upset

lol what

The only good thing Voldemort did was kill James Potter.

Wtf

Hermione: if you cry yourself to sleep clap your hands

Harry: *clap clap*

Everyone:

Hermione: Harry- are you okay?

Harry: no <3

Hermione: what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Harry: dead

Harry: haha I’m hilarious

Harry: *fighting with Draco*

Draco: please, what are you doing to do? Tell your mom?

Harry: if you are going to insult my dead parents at least put something more original

Voldemort: I’m gonna kill you Harry Potter...

Harry: I’m gonna punch your nose- OH WAIT

James: I asked Evans out

Sirius: what did she say

James: she said-

Remus: spoiler he said no

Voldemort: I’m going to kill you Harry Potter.

Harry: lol ok

Harry: kind of ironic actually lmao all do the potters would be killed by the killing curse

Voldemort:

Harry: do it bitch I dare you

Remus and Regulus were besties. Change my mind. You can’t.