Starting To Think A Cooler Headcanon For Clark’s Upbringing Might Just Be That The Entire Town Of Smallville

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

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the patron saint of worms that died on concrete


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1 year ago

Working on my novel and couldn’t figure out why it felt so empty. I didn’t have any filler. It was all 100% plot. The characters only interacted when necessary. I didn’t prattle on about the scenery or how the birds sounded. I had all my fuller stuff that I loved saved in another file because I “didn’t need it”.

Y’all, I knew this existed in TV shows but it didn’t hit me until this that everything is being whittled down. We are so starving for filler that we snap up anything. I unload all mine on Tumblr or keep it in a massive Google Docs. It SUCKS.

Honestly? Death to plot necessity. Revive filler. Revive unnecessary interactions. Revive just vibing with characters sometimes. I don’t want to just consume the plot and I don’t want to just create the plot either.


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1 year ago

Hey girl is that a knife that just fell through a hole in your pocket down your pant leg or is your penis very sharp and by your ankle


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8 months ago

the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while


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1 year ago

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 


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5 months ago
hygge-hag - your local pickle-faced, consumptive mary-jane 🦋

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1 year ago

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.


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4 months ago

Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.


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hygge-hag - your local pickle-faced, consumptive mary-jane 🦋
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