I Often Think That Jared Just Gets A Plant, But Only So That, When It Inevitably Goes Limp, Evan Will

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

Jared got a guitar and made Zoe teach him how to play it, for the sole purpose of serenading Evan from under his window. Evan just laughs softly and does NOT ask Jared to play for him when he needs to relax, no sir, that does not happen...

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Have you ever lied? Cheated? Have you bribed men to cover the crimes of other men? Are you an accessory to murder? Can you live with it? Can you live with it?

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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anyways ive memorized faith of the heart

i’ve noticed that a fair amount of Luis enjoyers are either lesbians or trans dudes. i don’t know what this means but i find it amusing.

sometimes a story is about gay sex because there is no gay sex. sometimes a story revolves around the gay sex that is not happening