Merasmus: "please don't."
(meme under cut.)
https://youtu.be/aS0-P4JR9PU?si=WjrmfCD9EhnSoObu
Listen to this ↑ while looking at the photo. Trust me it'll make it make sense.
hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-
don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol
Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*
*And this happens in the background ↑*
*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."
HEAVY TF2 TUMMY ‼️‼️‼️
HOW TF!? I JUST FOLLOWED LIKE AN HOUR AGO.
Anyways, ask and ye shall receive.
This is my first time drawing heavy full body, and my first time doing plus sized bodies shirtless. I hope It lives up to your expectations my liege.
gosh, your pumpkin pfp reminds me my group chat friend who would rip out the living shit out of you if you say that his pfp looks like pumpkin (he says its a tomato)
i-... What?
i have a gravity falls rp blog AND bill cipher's coming to this blog.
Yes.
I'm into gravity falls.
what if I told you I could bring your parents back, before the incident, but they'll remember what you did?
...
NO..
you're pretending to be deactivated.
What? When? Why?
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
sorry i dont know how to give gender so heres vegetarian
Yummy
i hhave a gift for you,,,
Merasmus: "oh, no thank you. Not only am I able to actually sleep now, but also I don't want whatever that is in my body. I may be dead, but I don't want that to kill whatever's left of my body.
yu-huh
What? When? Why?
yo merasmus im headed to Peru want anything there?
Merasmus, stop hating. You'll make skellie sad.
(if you can't read it the book cover says "How to get your magic book back and kill soldier. Vol.1"
This is a side ask blog where you ask the extras from my other ask blogs. For example Marasmus from TF2. Or filename 2 from bbael. Have fun and follow the rules.
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