i need to go into the fucckingg woooods i need to go into the woods. into the woods get me in there. i just need to go into the woods. i need to go into the fucking woods. can i go into the woods i need to go into the fucking woods
Batfam AU where Dick Grayson starts a YouTube channel during his time as Robin.
edit !: here's the fic!
It starts off as an educational channel, with Bruce and Dick making self-defense and survival tips videos. Gothamites love watching their dynamic play out, especially in the self defense videos as Robin is the one to demonstrate each move on Batman and despite the man's lack of facial expressions and quips, there's a sort of pride shining through.
Dick loves giving the people what they want however, so slowly the content starts diversifying into vlogs while they're on stake outs, challenge videos and the occasional prank.
Due to the various demands, they also start live streams for whenever they are practicing in the Cave.
It becomes a tradition for each new Robin to take over handling the channel, with other batfamily members joining in here and there.
Jay: Alright guys, I'll be going to Ithaca-- Boat crewman: SONGWRITER, LOOK! AN ISLAND IN THE SKYYYYYYY Jay: no-- *Jay looks out, sees a godlike storm in the distance, a floating island, a massive cyclops on another island, etc* Jay: no no no no no--
Bro speed ran the Odyssey-
every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me
just give me the top result please
Reencounter π«π€π
I mentioned in my last piece that Timβs wand detracts and extends but it takes him a hot second to realize this and @xxxnightcorequeenxxxv3 commented that they could just picture his outraged βIt extends!β Anyway I thought about that comment all day
Aw cmon Cass donβt ruin the fun
Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son
Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...
Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-
Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally
Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy
Stephanie: I'm dating cA-
Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.
Note: Nico is already 13 in this. Bianca is 15, and Hazel is also 15. Let's just assume nothing bad ever happened...
Hades, answering an Iris Message: Good morning, Niccol- Oh my Gods.
Nico, dressed up in smaller version of Hades' clothes: It's like looking in a mirror!
Hades: No, it isnβt, Nico.
Nico: Who's Nico?
Hazel, on the side: I already can't tell who's who.
Hades: Take that off
Nico: Persephone! Get over here and settle this!
Hades: Don't call your step mother by her name.
Persephone: What? *looks at Nico* Aww, travel-sized Hades, aww!
Hades: Persephone, don't encourage him
Bianca: Hey, Nico, have you seen my- oh wow, this is confusing.
Hades: No, it's not
Nico, impersonating Hades: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible! You're all terrible!
Hades: I don't say that
Hazel: Yes, it is, dad
Persephone: Ohhh, yes, it is.
Bianca: That's all you say.
i think dick likes his wife
Mayhaps just a little tad bit
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