I Promised You 🦋

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 10

Note: Nico is already 13 in this. Bianca is 15, and Hazel is also 15. Let's just assume nothing bad ever happened...

Hades, answering an Iris Message: Good morning, Niccol- Oh my Gods.

Nico, dressed up in smaller version of Hades' clothes: It's like looking in a mirror!

Hades: No, it isn’t, Nico.

Nico: Who's Nico?

Hazel, on the side: I already can't tell who's who.

Hades: Take that off

Nico: Persephone! Get over here and settle this!

Hades: Don't call your step mother by her name.

Persephone: What? *looks at Nico* Aww, travel-sized Hades, aww!

Hades: Persephone, don't encourage him

Bianca: Hey, Nico, have you seen my- oh wow, this is confusing.

Hades: No, it's not

Nico, impersonating Hades: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible! You're all terrible!

Hades: I don't say that

Hazel: Yes, it is, dad

Persephone: Ohhh, yes, it is.

Bianca: That's all you say.

*Everyone is playing a board game together*

June: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Lena: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Gosalyn: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Violet: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Gosalyn: *flips the board*

Jay: Alright guys, I'll be going to Ithaca-- Boat crewman: SONGWRITER, LOOK! AN ISLAND IN THE SKYYYYYYY Jay: no-- *Jay looks out, sees a godlike storm in the distance, a floating island, a massive cyclops on another island, etc* Jay: no no no no no--

Bro speed ran the Odyssey-

hi guys! it's me, Janani (formerly known as J. Maya) <3 you might know me from my mythology & literary-inspired music, my time as a former pun champion, Survivor, the internet at large, or EPIC: the musical :)

I'm new to Tumblr, and I wanted to come on here and say hi!!!!! in honor of my birth on this site (from chaos and seafoam, much like the lovely Aphrodite herself), feel free to ask me anything in the comments and I will answer to the best of my abilities <3

love you!!!!!

I made an armour for the little wolf, what do u think? ;)

Oh my god the notes……. I’m in fear. 6.5 million people…… Jeez.

Who else thinks Kwazii would do this?

Boyfriends share chicky nuggies.

HIS LITTLE SMILE.

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

<- Prev Masterlist Next ->

Me: I don’t have any obsessions

Also me: