Move-in Day 🎞️

every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

Telemachus: *Appears wearing a helm and wielding a spear like Athena's, and takes on the suitors* The whole fandom:

Maria and Shadow having a little stroll

Anti-Propaganda is not allowed. Please only give reasons to vote for something and not give reasons to vote against something.

Please don’t pay for his music.

Who else thinks Kwazii would do this?

such a pretty boy

my friend just told me that she thinks billy batson would be in both the teen titans/young justice/sidekick groupchat and also the justice league groupchat and that he would send the kids groupchat screenshots of justice league drama

i’ve seen gimleaf fics where they each try to find out how to court by the other’s traditions. and i love those, so i think they ought to be taken a step further. and i think the way to do that would be, naturally, to make bagginshield real. allow me to explain why. ahem. after the ring is destroyed, girlfailure legolas spends two weeks poring over The Ancient Texts and stressing because his one (1) friend who WOULD help him (that’s aragorn) knows jack shit about dwarves beyond the surface (no pun intended) (well gandalf knows things but gandalf is a bitch) (he would just smile at legolas knowingly and wish him good luck instead of giving him answers).

so alas, girlfailure “shit tier ass elf” legolas is left to like, idk, sulk or something in the garden he starts at the Bestie Residence in minas tirith. and after like 2 days sam’s had enough he’s like “dude your vibes are upsetting the plants.” and legolas is like “my bad bro. it just seems i know nothing about dwarves which i probably should’ve thought about before, by elf standards, getting hitched in vegas.” and sam is like “oh dwarves? just ask mister frodo ^_^ he knows tons about dwarves!” and legolas is like “what the shit? him in particular? why does he anything about dwarves?” and sam leans in reaaaalllllll close and whispers behind his hand, “well you see mister elf, mister legolas, sir, there’s always been a very healthy amount of rumors that go around in the shire about mister frodo’s uncle, mister bilbo, and the letters he used to exchange with a certain king under the mountain.” and legolas, who was THERE, is like

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 10

Note: Nico is already 13 in this. Bianca is 15, and Hazel is also 15. Let's just assume nothing bad ever happened...

Hades, answering an Iris Message: Good morning, Niccol- Oh my Gods.

Nico, dressed up in smaller version of Hades' clothes: It's like looking in a mirror!

Hades: No, it isn’t, Nico.

Nico: Who's Nico?

Hazel, on the side: I already can't tell who's who.

Hades: Take that off

Nico: Persephone! Get over here and settle this!

Hades: Don't call your step mother by her name.

Persephone: What? *looks at Nico* Aww, travel-sized Hades, aww!

Hades: Persephone, don't encourage him

Bianca: Hey, Nico, have you seen my- oh wow, this is confusing.

Hades: No, it's not

Nico, impersonating Hades: You're my family and I love you but you're terrible! You're all terrible!

Hades: I don't say that

Hazel: Yes, it is, dad

Persephone: Ohhh, yes, it is.

Bianca: That's all you say.