HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR, Thought It Fitting To Use STRINGBEAN From The Owl House In A Tribute To 2025 -

Buckle up children, cause I have a short story.

It just happened this week. It all started with some guy. This person placed in order for a new Bible. Nothing out of the ordinary. But when they get the package, they realize that this was not the Bible they ordered from Amazon. Oh no, it’s this.

Now once this picture is posted, everyone starts explaining what the book actually is, what Gravity Falls is and giving recommendations in overall they’re taking it really well .

Now this isn’t the funny part. Sure, getting the complete opposite of the Bible is one thing but then this happens…

 you couldn’t write better material than this. It’s been verified to be authentic story. The entire Gravity Falls Sub Reddit has gone wild over this.

New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

Maria and Shadow having a little stroll

Honestly… Relatable. He’s too real for this.

thanatos: i am death 😠 death is inevitable 😠 wither and die 😠 blood and darkness 😠

also thanatos:

Dick spent so much time climbing, hanging off things, or solving problems upside down that it became a joke with the Titans that Robins think better like that. Fast forward a couple of years and Jason threatens to shoot the next person who flips him upside down when he's scheming (Artemis gets Bizarro to do it). Tim nearly kicks Kon in the face for flipping him over. Kara does it when Stephanie's being annoying, but mercifully by the time Damian's there, no one does it to him. Still, occasionally one of the Bats will be upside down because they got caught like that or fell through a vent and have a Eureka moment and everyone will feel vindicated and it starts up all over again.

I’m just… gonna… die now.

It’s the middle of the night. Chiron should probably get some sleep. Looking out of his window he sees two boys, they’re stargazing. Achilles! He thinks. Patroclus!

It’s only then that he realises that Patroclus’ skin is way too white and as glorious as Achilles was, he definitely didn’t light up like a glow stick in the night. It’s not them. It’s just Nico and Will.

It’s been over 2000 years, they’re dead, Chiron, they’re dead.

the life series winners but its that one saiki k scene

"you didn't get rid of suguru geto's body, did you?"

Oh the thing that is wasted in LMK is the fact that...WE DON'T GET MIDIA DRAMA

Y'know how crazy would be if we got a bit of those, we could see the view of the general population and how the media treats the monkie kids?

and also this would be pretty funny

when you show up to the biggest batman hater competition and your opponents are the titans