The Reason The Number Of Women And Children Killed By Israel Tends To Be Higher And Remains Significant

better than drugs

Phantom: ...and that is the source of where I think my anxieties about revealing my ghostly nature to my living family is coming from. Valerie: Jesus fucking christ dude I'm literally pointing a gun at your head

It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨

Kid, sharpening a knife: We’ve got ways of making people talk.

Suspect: [Nervous]

Kid: [Cuts cake]

Suspect: ... Can I have some?

Shinichi: Cake is for talkers.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Ok, Future AU, Married Hakukai Headcanon that Hakuba gets a bad reputation at work because his colleagues see him leaving with different young men/women every other day and none of them were his husband. Everyone gossips about it but no one dare say anything because, well, he's the Superintendent General's son and the golden boy (along with Shinichi) of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police force.

When he eats lunch at the Precinct cafeteria, he could hear whispers as people walk pass:

"He's so handsome and incredibly smart, but I heard he's the cheating type."

"Eh, really? I guess you can't have it all. He has the look, the brain, the money, but turned out to be a complete scoundrel."

"Right? His poor husband! I saw him leaving the station the other day with a gorgeous redhead. The day before that was a leggy blonde..."

And meanwhiles, at their table, Shinichi turns to Hakuba and is like:

"Aren't you gonna at least try to dispel the rumors?"

Hakuba just shrugs:

"What would I tell them? That my husband has a near inhumane ability to shape shift? That I knowingly married KID the Phantom Thief?"

Shinichi narrows his eyes at his colleague's stupid fond smile for a brief moment before concluding, annoyed:

"You're enjoying the chaos, aren't you? Jesus, you two are exactly alike!"

Lunch goes on like normal after that. Shinichi is very tired of this pair.

They usually are . 😊

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

Kid: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Shinichi: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!