I-love-dumb-dilfs - Xx_Bug_xX

I'm skipping a day of cringetober so I can try to make a fursona, I can't decide between a cat and a bunny xc

I was definitely born in the right generation. I love my vibrator and t4t moaning audios and sexting with people in different time zones.

banjo-kazooie ass gulp. I think this counts for day 4 of cringetober <3

I'm seeing an older man (51) on Friday, we've been taking for weeks, he's the first person I've really opened up to about my puppy kink🩷 I've never done it before, but after these past weeks of hearing him say so many sweetly dehumanizing things to me, Im in love with this kink, I never knew I needed an owner🥺🩷💕💞 we've had multiple phone calls, he has such a hot deep older voice (almost like if Spike Spiegel was an older man lol) I'm honestly in heaven🥺🥺🩷💞💕🩷💞🩷💞🩷💞 he already rented a king sized room with a Jacuzzi in it, and he ordered my puppy tags💕💞🩷💞💕 he's also talking about taking me to the pet shop to get a clicker to clicker train me🩷💕💞🩷💕

war never changes

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

I had a vision.

#subtle foreshadowing?

the older men on OfferUp are fucking whores! JUST LET ME BUY YOUR FUCKING DAMN MINI B&W CRT! And video games.

pray for me please🩷

I wanna play silent hill on it. Watch old horror movie VCR. Next to my bed c: