"I Was Happy Being A Miner, I Liked Playing Strat Ball With You Every Night, I Had A Home."

Can I say? I absolutely adore him

I know little to nothing about Idw Megatron but the Blokees figurine of him-

LOOK AT HIM- HE'S SO CUTESY HANDSOME GOD

*cutely sits down*

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

In the live-action "One Piece" adaptation, there's a brief confrontation in which Cabaji says that Zoro chased him and his brother through the jungles of Goa Kingdom or something. Which made me think IMMEDIATELY about an AU in which Zoro and Luffy meet early, when Luffy is around 15 or so and Zoro is around 17, sometime shortly after Ace has set out on his own adventure and Luffy is on his own.

So, like, imagine Zoro being this 17yo bounty hunter who thinks he's hot shit, people are starting to call him "THE Demon of East Blue". He gets one Cabaji brother but the other escapes, leaving Zoro injured and alone in the jungle (similar to the side wound that Zoro gets at Orange Town in the manga). It's getting dark, he has a corpse to drag back to a Marine base somewhere back in Goa Kingdom, and there are beasts here. He thinks he can see a tiger, stalking him in the bush.

And then some 15yo in a straw hat and shorts bounces out of the trees going, "WHOOOOOAAAAA, you're SO cool! I was watching your fight! You're amazing! You should join my pirate crew!" Like... what? (If there was a tiger, the tiger has fucking RUN FOR IT. It doesn't want to be EATEN.)

So, Luffy drags Zoro back to Dadan's place for medical aid ("YOU BROUGHT A BOUNTY HUNTER INTO MY HOUSE?!" Dadan yells, while her guys patch up this kid anyway) and politely introduces Zoro to Makino ("I'm not going to be your first mate, don't introduce me that way," Zoro says for the tenth time already). And Zoro ends up being convinced to stick around Dawn Island and Foosha Village to train for a month (and also to heal, but that's less persuasive), with Luffy following him around like a starry-eyed puppy the entire time, unless he's dragging Zoro off to fight beasts and each other in the jungle. Kicking the shit out of each other is a sign of FRIENDSHIP.

Seeing Luffy's burgeoning fighting skills is enough to make Zoro go, "Maybe this kid is alright," and hearing Luffy talk about dreams is the beginning of Zoro's doom. But he's not going to sign up until Luffy is more impressive! If Luffy wants him for his crew, he has to come find Zoro when he sets out on his own adventure. And Luffy agrees this is reasonable even if he's going to miss his new best friend sooooo badly.

Now, I'm a Zolu fan (ace-spectrum Luffy), so I like to imagine Zoro and Luffy having a really dorky teenage romance between future monsters here. If only because when Luffy and Nami bust into Captain Morgan's Marine Base, Luffy can go (after 2 years of having Makino keep track of Zoro in the newspapers), "Oh, my boyfriend is here!!! 😃 I wonder how much stronger he's gotten? I need to impress him so that he'll join my pirate crew!!!" And Nami and Coby can be like, "What the FUCK are you talking about?! The PIRATE HUNTER?! The demon who kills pirates?!" Luffy: "Yeah! ❤️"

Even better if Luffy has already gone to a couple different islands (with or without Coby), loudly going, "I'm going to be King of the Pirates! And also, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! He has green hair and three swords and he gets lost really easily!" Or maybe Luffy was just shouting this on Alvida's ship and around the town under Morgan's control? It doesn't really matter. It just has to be loud enough that Garp finally catches wind of this situation.

Gyakuten Saiban I+II Anthology Kingdom- “Idealized Image 1+2” Translation

I've been wanting to scream this for 2-3 years now so I apologise if this is incoherent.

Okay so Transformers Cyberverse, season 3, episode 21, Alien Hunt! With Meteorfire and Cosmos (wow very specific, I know but that's VERY IMPORTANT) we get to see like, weirdass fucking ghosts targeting Bumblebee right? Shockwave literally fucking came outta the screen like that tv ghost or whatever (never watched that movie and never will, I'm a pussy) and like... as i was watching it for the first time, I thought, "omg, their finally gonna reference Cheetor again! I've been hoping they'd do that."

But guess what? I'm delusional. They didn't. They fucking didn't. Alright it's cool, cool, it's not fine like- WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHOCKWAVE GETS TO APPEAR AGAIN AFTER DEATH? WHAT TO YOU MEAN BLURR, WHO SHOWS UP IN ONE EPISODE AND DIES APPEARS HERE? WH- WHY ARE RANDOM SEEKERS ALSO HERE??

I need to calm down- I'm being salty over CHEETOR NOT SHOWING UP AGAIN IN THE SHOW *falls to the ground* *curls up in ball*

BUT ALSO-! I'M NOT DONE- Meteorfire said the aliens targeting Bumblebee, and! I fully believe that it's about shit that traumatised him. SO BY THAT LOGIC- IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A VERY GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO PUT CHEET- *gets dragged into the abyss*

My disappointment was immeasurable when i realized there was a canon humanformers TF:Animated episode, and the human designs were just this:

THIS WAS SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY! THEY ARE SO BORING! So i took it upon myself to redraw it. 😌

I know Prowl wasn’t in this scene, but i wanted an excuse to draw him anyway. He’s silly and i love him.

I tried to push the scale a little bit too, because i imagine the team would be feeling pretty small in a medbay built for cybertronians. Imagine Ratchet is standing on something out of the shot.

Transformers One movie novelization is a fever dream

I drew this out of pure stress, anger and self indulgence pls scroll if you don't wanna see it please-

//CheeBee nsfw art below 🔽 (sort of? I think? It is mostly censored in a sense)//

Kinda glad I only got this far before calming down

Who the hell gave me the ability to draw???

Here are my thoughts while I did this if yall want;

Idk why but I'd imagine Bumblebee being like really quite and only making like small noises here and there when interfacing, idk it's like the opposite of the him being loud all the time, but that's my interpretation anyway.

Another thing is I'm a big sucker for like- characters that are like half animal ? to be like- animalistic in a sense? Cheetor of course, the nicest bot I've witness (I do apologise for putting you and Bee in this uh... situation- my bad lol) is trying his damn best to keep the urges down as to not to scare or hurt Bee when interfacing and Bumblebee, while he does appreciate the gesture (he thinks it's cute heh) constantly tells him that it's alright and he can take it. Honestly what's the worse that could happen??? (there's angst potential there I've realised but I'm not getting into it right now)

Are they good at it? Bumblebee probably does, before the war broke out anyway. Cheetor? I'd doubt it, but he is willing to learn, with Bumblebee helping along the way

Yeah I uh... I should probably stop before I write an entire fanfic ahaha... I'd probably write one. One day. Maybe...

Okay uh... this is alot, I'm embarrassed to post this and hopefully I tag this right or Tumblr would get me. Anyways see yall =)

LMFAOOO I LOVE HOW PPL ARE APOLOGIZING TO MINECRAFT STORY MODE BC THE TEASER FOR THE NEW MOVIE WAS THAT BAD

as an og mcsm fan i find this fucking hilarious like yall BETTER apologize

Yall know that one trend on tiktok where there's like a slideshow with a man on his knees for a women then the next slide will be the women on her knees for a fictional character?

Yeah so I saw this BUT there's another silde with the said fictional character on their knees for like their lover / another character that their shipped with.

And I'm like... ZOLU ZOLU ZOLU. ZORO WOULD (maybe?) GET ON HIS KNEES FOR LUFFY EVERYONE SHUT UP-

Yay Zolu. Someone do this pls- or if it has been done- send me link?? :333