You Left Me No Choice

I miss my wife. Do you want to see a photo of her, my beautiful wife? Here she is.

My wife who has tried to kill everyone. She has tried to kill me five times today and locked me out but I still love her.

[Brainstorming couple's costumes for a chatter who's getting married]

Phil: [Reading Kristin's chat message] "Oh, if it's two men getting married, then maybe Sonic and Knuckles costume." Ohhh.

Phil: Shadow and Sonic would be toxic yaoi. Sonic and Knuckles wouldn't be as toxic I think, so like... it depends on the relationship vibes, if they wanna do a toxic yaoi or just a regular yaoi— [Wheezes and laughs]

Transformers One movie novelization is a fever dream

*SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*

what do we think

Normalize this response

No Longer You waltzing animatic, this wasn't supposed to be a serious thing but oh well

"COMING OF THE FUZORS" part 1 and 2 done ehe

Screenshots incoming!!!

GET CUBED BUG BOY

"after you my lady"

God kill me pls their so cute

POV: taking pictures for the family portrait (Quickstrike so so short hshchsbfudbdksh)

can't believe Dinobot just went to Shakespeare his ass on a mountain (I fear whatever he said may be foreshadowing-)

I love Quickstrike so far

Okay but slay though-

Remimds me of when an adult tries to ride those kiddy cars (laughed my ass off I'm sorry lol)

SLIVERBOLT GETTING PRINCESS BY DINOBOT HIMSELF??? MANS LIVING THE DREAM

If I had a nickel for when a bot get hit in the balls I'd have two nickels

Which isn't alot but it's weird that it happen twice (again do they have balls)

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

this day is never ending

WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON