Need This

i was so drunk on Saturday that I'm still a little hangover 😭😭

IN-DIE-FRESSE-RAP

JETZT GIBT'S HECKMECK

FICK-DEINE-MUTTER-MUCKE

DAS IST DIE MESSAGE

AUS FLEX WIRD CRACK

SO WIE GEWOHNT

MAGIC REZEPT

DOCH NIX HARRY POTTER

HUNDESOHN

boy #1 could treat me well,was my best friend, haven't talked to him in six years but suddenly we talk again??

boy #2 would treat me like shit,cheat on me, barely talk, would use me but is the prettiest, beautiful, majestic boy i have ever seen with the prettiest laugh, cutest smile and most attractive voice,man of my dreams

boy #3 looks like a rat but treats me well

This is way to relatable

Cramps feel like rats burrowing in your muscle :(

a 'womans' please is on her knees

"Men are superior, women ain't shit"

"you're pretty"

Thanks now r@pe me♥️

I fucking hate having period cramps

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No limits.

Pigeons are so misunderstood

I fucking love pigeons

had a surgery two nights ago

first thing i did after waking up was taking a snap

I'm a queen fr

i move like a pregnant woman now